Dad's top 20 Anti-Social Films - Ranked!

Countdown from #20 to #1.

This includes Dad's spoiler-free Mini-Preview!

Honorable Mention

Hell or High Water (2016)

Blood always follows money.

Director: David Mackenzie, rated R for violence, language

Film ClipStarring: Chris Pine, Jeff Bridges, Ben Foster, Gil Birmingham, Marin Ireland, Dale Dickey, William Sterchi, Buck Taylor, Kristin K. Berg

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ - near perfect

"I am a Comanche. Do you know what it means? It means 'Enemy to everyone'." - Bear

Why watch this? This is one, brutally great Texas crime film.

Plot Summary: After their mother's death, two brothers, a divorced father and an ex-con, desperately resort to bank robberies to prevent the foreclosure of their family ranch. Two Texas Rangers, one close to retirement and his loyal partner, investigate the crimes and pursue the brothers across West Texas. This creates a compelling cat-and-mouse narrative exploring themes of desperation, family loyalty, and societal injustice.
 
  Dad's Preview: Texas, with its sparse, angry-poor landscapes, is such a great setting for crimes bred out of poverty. Hell folks, this is where I grew up. I recognized the signs to Coleman, Texas and I've walked those small town streets. Chris Pine and Ben Foster are stellar as two hard-scrapple brothers. There is a desperation in their nature. However, it is Jeff Bridges, as the seasoned Sheriff Hamilton, who delivers another unforgettable, career-defining, performance. As a bleak crime film, this sets a new standard.  


CBS Films, Sidney Kimmel Ent., OddLot Ent.,
Film 33, LBI Ent.; Lionsgate
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Crime-Caper, Crime-Cops, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Drama, Drama-Family, West-Neo
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Road-Trip, Texas-Tales
 

#20

Léon: The Professional (1994)

He moves without sound. Kills without emotion. Disappears without trace.

Director: Luc Besson, rated R for violence, language

Film ClipStarring: Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, Natalie Portman, Danny Aiello, Michael Badalucco, Ellen Greene, Peter Appel, Adam Busch

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ - near perfect

"The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn." - Léon

Why watch this? The story is so honest and unique, and Natalie Portman - she's amazing!

Plot Summary: Léon is a solitary professional hitman living in New York City. His life takes an unexpected turn when he reluctantly takes in Mathilda, a twelve-year-old girl whose family was tragically murdered by a corrupt DEA agent and this thugs. A unique and unconventional bond forms between the two as Mathilda learns Léon's trade, fueling her desire to seek revenge for her family's deaths.

  Dad's Preview: This is one of the rare films that dared to be bold and skirt the edge of what many might think controversial. It's a beautiful story about a friendship that forms in a dire, horrible situation. Throw in an amazing, villainous performance by Gary Oldman, and this film is becomes a crime classic. I first saw Jean Reno in Ronin (1998), but fell in love with him for his performance here. And what can be said about then eleven-year-old Natalie Portman - she quite confidently steals the film.  


Gaumont, Les Films du Dauphin;
Gaumont Buena Vista Int'l
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Action-Thriller, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Drama, Crime-NeoNoir, Crime-Thriller, Drama-Family
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Sweet-Revenge
 

#19

Sin City (2005)

Walk down the right back alley in Sin City and you can find anything.

Directors: Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez, rated R language, violence, gore, sexuality, nudity

Film ClipStarring: Jessica Alba, Benicio del Toro, Brittany Murphy, Clive Owen, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Elijah Wood, Powers Boothe, Alexis Bledel, Rutger Hauer, Michael Clarke Duncan

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ - near perfect

"I'm not going to waste one minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... a Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie." – Marv

Why watch this? This engrossing film is really a work of art, albeit it's stylized violence.

Plot Summary: This story follows a dark, crime-ridden metropolis where several tough, interconnected characters seek their own form of justice and redemption. Stories intertwine, focusing on a detective's efforts to protect a young woman, a brute's quest for revenge after the murder of his beloved, and a private investigator caught in a conflict involving powerful forces.

  Dad's Preview: Equally as unique as Frank Miller's graphic novel by the same name, this homage-to-noir crime-fest is visually stunning. Presenting in primarily black-and-white, stark colors are infused for effect - red, blue, yellow. There is brutal violence, so be warned. It is also jam-packed with top-notch actors who bring to life several quasi-related segments. My favorite character is Mickey Rourke's, Marv, a stone-faced killer, who lives by his warped moral code and has a serious crush on blondes.  


Dimension Films, Troublemaker Studios;
Miramax Films
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Action-Thriller, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Drama, Crime-NeoNoir, Crime-Serial Killers, Crime-Thriller
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social
 

#18

The Warriors (1979)

These are the Armies of the Night. They are 100,000 strong. They outnumber the cops five to one.

Director: Walter Hill, rated R for language, gang violence

Film ClipStarring: Michael Beck, James Remar, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, David Harris, David P. Kelly, Brian Tyler, Tom McKitterick, Marcelino Sanchez, Terry Michos

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ - near perfect

"One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it?" - Cyrus

Why watch this? This is one bad-ass film.

Plot Summary: In New York City, a charismatic gang leader attempts to unite the city's myriad street gangs at a midnight summit. When this leader is unexpectedly killed, a Coney Island gang called the Warriors is wrongly blamed for his death. Now, targeted by every other gang in the city and pursued by the police, the Warriors must fight their way across enemy territory to reach the safety of their home turf in Brooklyn.

  Dad's Preview: As toxically masculine high school males, most teen boys loved this intense movie about NYC street gangs (I was one of them). It combines non-stop action and a great rock soundtrack (which I played non-stop in my 1979 blue Camaro Z28's 8-track player). At a secret gang pow-wow in uptown New York City, the rebellion leader, Cyrus, is killed. The Coney Island Warriors, are framed for murder and are being hunted. The tough cadre has to battle their way back home to Coney, if they can survive. There are great fight scenes. The film's finale, back on the beach, as dawn breaks, still hits hard.  


Lawrence Gordon Productions;
Paramount Pictures
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Action-Thriller, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Thriller, Crime-Drama
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Black&White, Sweet-Revenge
 

#17

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

For Three Men The Civil War Wasn't Hell. It Was Practice!

Director: Sergio Leone, rated R for language and violence

Film ClipStarring: Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, Lee Van Cleef, Al Mulock, Aldo Giuffrè, Aldo Sambrell, Benito Stafanelli, Antonio Casale, Livio Lorenzon, Rada Rassimov, John Bartha, José Terrón, Lorenzo Robledo, Luigi Pistilli, Mario Brega

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ - near perfect

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." - Blondie

Why watch this? Director Sergio Leone, and Clint Eastwood, hit the jackpot with this dirty, grimy Italian horse opera.

Plot Summary: During the American Civil War, three men, a cool mercenary "The Good", a greedy bandit "The Ugly", and a ruthless killer "The Bad", are in a race to find a hidden treasure of Confederate gold. They must navigate through the war-torn landscape, engaging in complex alliances and betrayals as they seek the fortune. This epic spaghetti western is renowned for its iconic characters, captivating storyline, and legendary score.

  Dad's Preview: Yes, I know, many feel this is the best Western ever. Not me. I do like the film, but it's not even Leone's best effort, which is Once Upon a Time in the West (1966). It's not even Leone's best Eastwood film - that would be A Fistful of Dollars (1964). That said, this Spaghetti Western has a ton to offer. It has gun battles, seedy characters, even a Civil War battle! Eastwood excels as himself, but the real spotlight goes to the incredible Eli Wallach, a Polish Jew who made a career playing slimy, Mexican bandits.  


Produzioni Europee Associati, United Artists
 
  Genres: Action-Adv-West, Historical Epic, War-USCivil-Cavalry, West-Classic, West-Drama, West-Empire, West-Epic, West-Outlaw, West-Revisionist, West-Spaghetti
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social
 

#16

Eastern Promises (2007)

Every sin leaves a mark.

Director: David Cronenberg, rated R for language, nudity, violence

Film ClipStarring: Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Vincent Cassel, Sinéad Cusack, Jerzy Skolimowski, Donald Sumpter, Josepf Altin

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ - near perfect

"Forget any of this happened. Stay away from people like me." - Nikolai Luzhin

Why watch this? This is a rock solid, A+ Russian gangster film - a tense crime thriller.

Plot Summary: Anna, a London midwife, discovers a diary belonging to a pregnant teenage girl who dies in childbirth. Her efforts to translate the Russian-language diary and find the baby's family embroil her with a powerful Russian crime family that is involved in human trafficking. Anna finds herself increasingly drawn into a dangerous world of secrets, violence, and shifting loyalties as she tries to protect the baby and uncover the truth.

  Dad's Preview: This new masterpiece from David Cronenberg is smart, intense, and really solidifies the director as one of the best in his profession. It's a story about the ultra-dangerous underworld of the Russian mafia, and how unwise it is for regular people to encounter or cross them. Watts, as usual, is perfect, but Mortensen, as "the driver" called Nikolai, delivers maybe the best performance of his career to date. He's chilling. The fight scene in the bath house shower is unforgettable.  


Focus Features, BBC Films, Astral Media,
Corus Ent., Telefilm Canada, Kudos Pics,
Serendipity Point Films, Scion Films; Pathé Dist.
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Drama, Crime-Thriller
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Slow-Burn
 

#15

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

You never met a pair like Butch and The Kid.

Director: George Roy Hill, rated PG

Film ClipStarring: Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Katharine Ross, Strother Martin, Jeff Corey, Henry Jones, George Furth, Cloris Leachman, Richard Kiel

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"It's your great ideas that got us into this mess. I never want to hear another one of your great ideas. Ever!" - Sundance Kid

Why watch this? It's really fun to see Newman and Redford having such a good time.

Plot Summary: Two notorious outlaws, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, rob banks and trains in the late 1800s American West. Facing relentless pursuit by a skilled posse, they flee with Sundance's girlfriend, Etta Place, to Bolivia seeking a fresh start. However, their attempts to escape their past lead to a series of humorous and action-packed events as they continue their criminal ways.

  Dad's Preview: This film certainly stands out as different among Westerns of its time. Newman and Redford portray the famous real-life bank robbers, Butch and Sundance. The film's quip-filled dialog almost doesn't fit the era, but I can let that slide, as it helps the film flow. During the movie, we root for our anti-heroes to escape the law, get across the Mexican border, and make it to Bolivia. But even there, they still are wanted men. The lauded film won four Oscars, a feat unusual for any Western.  


Campanile Prod., Newman-Foreman
 Co.; 20th Century-Fox
 
  Genres: Action-Adv-West, Comedy-Buddy, Crime-Caper, Historical Biopic, West-Classic, West-Drama, West-Epic, West-Outlaw, West-Revisionist
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social
 

#14

Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

There were three men in her life. One to take her... one to love her... and one to kill her.

Director: Sergio Leone, rated PG-13 for Western violence

Film ClipStarring: Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda, Jason Robarbs, Charles Bronson, Woody Strode, Cabriele Ferzetti, Jack Elam

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"He's whittlin' on a piece of wood. I've got a feeling when he stops whittlin'... Somethin's gonna happen." - Cheyenne

Why watch this? This Leone Western is as good as they get.

Plot Summary: Jill McBain, a former prostitute turned landowner, arrives in the frontier town of Flagstone only to find her new husband and his children murdered. A ruthless assassin, Frank, working for railroad baron Morton, is responsible for the murders and has framed the bandit Cheyenne. A mysterious man, known only as Harmonica, also arrives seeking revenge against Frank. Jill, Cheyenne, and Harmonica form an uneasy alliance as they attempt to hold onto the valuable land that Morton wants for his railroad.

  Dad's Preview: Sergio Leone directed many spaghetti Westerns, but this is by far his magnum opus. There are many Western themes present, but the line between good guys and bad guys is blurred enough to really make the story very interesting. The film is large and epic, and Charles Bronson is wonderful as the "harmonica player". Then there's the steel-eyed killer, portrayed by the great Henry Fonda, an actor who rarely played the villain. The Ennio Morricone soundtrack is top notch, even by his standards.  


Euro Int'l Films, Rafran Cinematografica,
Finanzia San Marco; Paramount Pic
 
  Genres: Action-Adv-West, West-Classic, West-Drama, West-Empire, West-Epic, West-Outlaw, West-Revenge, West-Revisionist, West-Spaghetti
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Slow-Burn, Sweet-Revenge
 

#13

No Country for Old Men (2007)

There Are No Clean Getaways

Directors: Joel & Ethan Coen, rated R for language, violence

Film ClipStarring: Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, Woody Harrelson, Kelly Macdonald, Garret Dillahunt, Tess Harper, Barry Corbin, Beth Grant

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

DML Top 50 #16 - Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review and Deep Dive of No Country For Old Men

"If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" - Anton Chigurh

Why watch this? This tour de force examines the dangers surrounding the Mexican drug world.

Plot Summary: While hunting in the West Texas desert, Llewelyn Moss stumbles upon the aftermath of a drug deal gone wrong and finds a briefcase containing millions of dollars, which he takes. His decision sets in motion a violent chase with a ruthless and enigmatic killer, Anton Chigurh, pursuing Moss and the money across the landscape. Meanwhile, a jaded, tired Sheriff Ed Tom Bell investigates the mounting casualties, grappling with the escalating violence and the unsettling nature of the criminals involved.

  Dad's Preview: This Texas story's backdrop is the harsh scrub-brush lands near the Mexican border, where life is cheap, especially when you are entwined within the drug trade. The great performances by the film's cast are almost too many to mention. Jones, Bardem and Brolin, all certainly own a piece of this film, yet the supporting actors and actresses also contribute, injecting tons of quirky realism. Every time I watch this, it feels fresh, cutting-edge, and pertinent in its masterful simplicity.  


Paramount Vantage, Scott Rudin Prod.,
Mike Zoss Prod.; Miramax Films
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Action-Thriller, Crime-Cops, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Drama, Crime-Thriller, Crime-Thriller-NeoNoir, Mystery-Thriller; Neo-Western
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Lunatic-Fringe, Slow-Burn, Texas-Tales
 

#12

Midnight Run (1988)

A tough bounty hunter. A sensitive criminal.

Director: Martin Brest, rated R for strong language.

Film ClipStarring: Robert De Niro, Charles Grodin, Yaphet Kotto, John Ashton, Dennis Farina, Joe Pantoliano

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"Well if you don't shut up, pretty soon you're gonna suffer from fistaphobia." – Jack Walsh to "The Duke"

Why watch this? The exchanges between Grodin and De Niro are priceless.

Plot Summary: Gruff bounty hunter, Jack Walsh, agrees to a seemingly easy job: retrieve a mob accountant from New York and bring him back to Los Angeles. However, the accountant, Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukas, turns out to be a demanding and eccentric individual with a fear of flying, forcing the two men on an arduous cross-country journey by various modes of transportation. As they travel, they are pursued relentlessly by the FBI, who want The Duke to testify against his former boss, and by the mob, who want to silence him permanently, all while facing off against a rival bounty hunter.

  Dad's Preview: This is a superb buddy and road movie. It focuses on two polar opposite characters: one is a tough bail bondsman, Jack; the other, a meek, soft-spoken mob accountant known as Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukus. Suffice it to say this film is packed with FBI agents, the Mob, chases, and rides in planes, trains and automobiles. That said, I savored the small scenes: scamming cash from Red's Bar, Jack's hurried visit to his estranged wife and daughter, and the film's perfect ending. What really impressed me was the humor, especially from non-comedic actors De Niro and Grodin - they play so well off each other.  


City Lights Films; Universal Pictures

  Genres: Action-Comedy, Action-Crime, Comedy-Adv, Comedy-Buddy, Crime-Comedy, Crime-Cops, Dramedy
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Road-Trip
 
#11

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Prepare to be blown out of the water.

Director: Gore Verbinski, rated PG-13 for undead violence, scary scenes

Film ClipStarring: Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jonathan Pryce, Jack Davenport, Kevin R. McNally, Zoe Saldana

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

DML Top 50 #49 - Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review and Deep Dive of Curse of the Black Pearl

"You best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!" - Capt. Barbossa

Why watch this? It's piraty. It's spooky. It's Knightley. It's Deppy.

Plot Summary: Blacksmith Will Turner and eccentric pirate Captain Jack Sparrow team up to rescue Elizabeth Swann, the daughter of Governor Swann, after she is kidnapped by pirates of the Black Pearl. This perilous journey involves commandeering a ship, recruiting a motley crew, and confronting the treacherous Captain Barbossa, a former ally of Jack, who stole his ship.

  Dad's Preview: I like heroes. I also like them covered in dirt. They need a murky past. Tattoos are good - and a quirky personality. This film struck a gold mine by casting Johnny Depp (BTW, Hugh Jackman was Disney's first choice) as Captain Jack Sparrow, and his performance knocks the film out of the Disney theme park ride that inspired it. The plot and special effects are superb in this swashbuckling, supernatural, pirate adventure. "Yo ho!"  


Walt Disney Pics, Jerry Bruckheimer Films;
Buena Vista Pictures Dist.
 
  Genres: Action-Adv, Action-Romance, Adv-Swordplay, Animation-CGI, Fantasy-Adv, Fantasy-Heroic, Fantasy-Historical
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Likable-Irreverence
 

#10

Thelma & Louise (1991)

Somebody said get a life... so they did.

Director: Ridley Scott, Rated R for language, sexual situations

Film ClipStarring: Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis, Harvey Keitel, Michael Madsen, Christopher McDonald, Brad Pitt

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well, darlin', look out, 'cause my hair is comin' down!" - Thelma

Why watch this? ... it has Elsie's "Golden Stamp of Approval". Ladies, time to cut loose!

Plot Summary: Two best friends, Thelma and Louise, decide to escape their mundane lives for a weekend getaway. Their plans take an unexpected turn when an act of self-defense leads them on the run from the law. As they flee towards Mexico, the women rediscover their strength and the unbreakable bond of their friendship while navigating a series of perilous encounters.

  Dad's Preview: My mom absolutely loved this flick. When I finally watched it, I could see why. It was fiercely female, and very personal to her. It follows two women who are tired of "taking it" from men and the male-centric system. They set out on a road adventure determined to live... for possibly the first time in their lives! My Mom was the perfect wife and mother. All that got her was a lousy divorce, and a broken heart. Sarandon and Davis are perfect for the lead roles.  


Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer; Pathé Ent., Percy Main Prod.,
Star Partners  III Ltd.; MGM-Pathé Comm.
 
  Genres: Comedy-Buddy, Comedy-Dark, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Drama, Dramedy, 
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Likable-Irreverence, Road-Trip, Tough-Gals
 

#9

The Searchers (1956)

The Biggest, Roughest, Toughest ...and Most Beautiful Picture Ever Made!

Director: John Ford, rated Approved

Film ClipStarring: John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Vera Miles, Ward Bond, Natalie Wood, John Qualen, Olive Carey, Henry Brandon, Ken Curtis, Harry Carey Jr.

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

DML Top 50 #8 - Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review and Deep Dive of The Searchers

"Seems like he never learns there's such a thing as a critter that'll just keep comin' on. So we'll find 'em in the end, I promise you. We'll find 'em. Just as sure as the turnin' of the earth." – Ethan Edwards, referring to the Indians who kidnapped Debbie

Why watch this? Basically to watch the greatest Western ever made.

Plot Summary: Confederate veteran Ethan Edwards has returned to his brother's Texas homestead only to find it raided by Comanches, his family massacred, and his niece Debbie abducted. Fueled by a complex mix of hatred and a desire for vengeance, Ethan embarks on a years-long search with Debbie's adopted brother, and half-breed, Martin.
 
  Dad's Preview: This is by far the most complex character in John Wayne's long, storied career. Set in the stark, beautiful desert landscape of Monument Valley, famous director John Ford masterfully delivers this Western odyssey filled with danger, tragedy, and two lost men - determined to rescue a kidnapped family relative, young Debbie. After years of making movies together, Ford knew Wayne could create a compelling, conflicted character, and not just play himself. Throw in our history's racism towards Native Americans, and you've got a powerful film. The final scene forever belongs to cinematic history. Wayne deserved the Oscar for Best Actor, in my opinion.  


C.V. Whitney Pictures; Warner Bros.
 
  Genres: Action-Adv-West, West-Classic, West-Drama, West-Epic, West-Rancher, West-Revenge, West-Revisionist
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Black&White, Sweet-Revenge, Texas-Tales
 

#8

X2: X-Men United (2003)

The time has come for those who are different to stand united

Director: Bryan Singer, rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence

Film ClipStarring: Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Rebecca Romjin-Stamos, Brian Cox, Allan Cumming, Bruce Davison, Anna Panquin

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different." – Magneto

Why watch this? It outdoes the original film with a better story and stronger performances.

Plot Summary: When an assassination attempt on the President of the United States occurs, seemingly by a mutant, it ignites a new wave of anti-mutant hysteria. The X-Men find themselves targeted by Colonel William Stryker, a military scientist with a past connection to Wolverine, who has discovered Professor Xavier’s school and plans to use a modified Cerebro to launch a devastating attack on the mutant population. Faced with an existential threat, the X-Men are forced to form an uneasy alliance with their old adversary, Magneto.

  Dad's Preview: The original X-Men (2000) was pretty darn good, but this film is better and more fun. X2 finds the two opposing mutant factions (The X-Men and Magneto's band of baddies) heading for a climactic final battle. The cast members are more comfortable in their roles. The concept regarding mutant acceptance into the world continues to be explored, and we are introduced to the new "mutant cure". How this plays out will change the X-Men forever.  


Marvel Ent. Group, The Donner's Co.,
Bad Hat Harry Prod.; 20th Century Fox
 
  Genres: Action-Superhero, Animation-CGI
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social
 

#7

Yojimbo (1961)

Better if all these men were dead. Think about it!

Director: Akira Kurosawa, Not rated (Dad's guess: PG-13)

Film ClipStarring: Toshiro Mifune, Tatsuya Nakadai, Yoko Tsukasa, Isuzu Yamada, Daisuke Katō, Takashi Shimura, Kamatari Fujiwara, Atsushi Watanabe

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"I get paid for killing. And this town is full of men who deserve to die." - Yojimbo

Why watch this? This Japanese samurai film is as good and any American Western.

Plot Summary: This tale features a wandering rōnin looking to sell his sword to the highest bidder. By chance, he lands in a small town locked in a vicious power struggle between two bickering bosses. At first he plays both sides against each other, but finally decides to rid the town of both. He is caught, however, and beaten almost to death.

  Dad's Preview: The stern Toshiro Mifune stars as this Kurosawa film's anti-hero, and he is unforgettable. This classic has action, humor, and biting satire regarding the Japanese feudal system, where warring gangs invaded and terrorized innocent villages. It's considered one of the greatest Japanese films ever made, and has influenced American Western films, none more than Sergio Leone's A Fistfull of Dollars (1964).   


Kurosawa Production; Toho
 
  Genres: Action-Adv, Action-Thriller, Adv-Swordplay, Historical Drama, West-Revisionist
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social
 

#6

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)

Just One Man Can Make A Difference.

Director: George Miller, rated R for violence, language, rape

Film ClipStarring: Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Mike Preston, Max Phipps, Vernon Wells, Emil Minty, Kjell Nilsson, Virginia Hey, William Zappa

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.” – Lord Humungus

Why watch this? A bigger budget helped the second Max film cement its place in post-apocalyptic film lore.

Plot Summary: Following a global war and civilization's collapse, loner Max scavenges the Australian wasteland for fuel and supplies. He encounters a small community defending their oil refinery from a ruthless biker gang led by deformed Lord Humungus. Max, initially seeking only his own advantage, eventually agrees to help the community transport their precious fuel in a desperate bid for freedom and survival.

  Dad's Preview: This is a mercilessly violent film set in a future where the powerful enact their will upon those unable to defend themselves. Good people are raped, tortured and murdered by roving bands of brutal psychopaths; this is not a place for the weak. Into this hell-scape rides Max, a damaged ex-road cop who reluctantly helps those in need. It's a powerful film, with Gibson at his brooding best. Director George Miller knows that compelling villains make a film great, here we are graced with the massive gang leader, called The Humongous, a man of incredible strength; and his main henchman, the mohawked-maniac, Wez. The vehicle stunts are incredible. The road's open, see you in the wasteland...  


Kennedy Miller Productions; Roadshow
Film Dist., Warner Bros.
 
  Genres: Action-Sci-fi, Action-Thriller, Drama-Survival, Sci-fi-Apocalyptic, Sci-fi-Dystopian, West-Neo, West-Weird
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Road-Trip
 

#5

Gone with the Wind (1939)

The most magnificent picture ever!

Director: Victory Fleming, rated G

Film ClipStarring: Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard, Olivia de Havilland, Thomas Mitchell, Hattie McDaniel, Ona Munson

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." - Scarlett O'Hara

Why watch this? ... the burning of Atlanta, which is a spectacle on screen to behold.

Plot Summary: It follows the life of Scarlett O'Hara, a spoiled, rich plantation debutante. Then the Civil War begins... As the South's eventual loss becomes evident, Atlanta is burned. In the aftermath, Scarlett finally returns to her devastated plantation home. With her father dead, she has a fight on her hands to keep it. Luckily, the noble scoundrel, Rhett Butler, gives her aid.
 
  Dad's Preview: This is the great American story of the Old South. As I have watched this film through the years, my affection for Scarlett has evolved. This is her journey from brat to strong survivor... and how she becomes a strong woman. The film is about her and the many conflicts she endures. My Mom loved this historical epic and swooned over the handsome Clark Gable and his confident charm. Many have called this a "racist" film - I disagree. Yes, it portrays a racist South, yet also gave us an admirable black character in Hattie McDaniel as the strong-willed servant, Mammy. She was the first African American to win and Academy Award (for Best Supporting Actress).  


Selznick International Pictures,
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer; Loew's Inc.
 
  Genres: Drama-Melodrama, Historical Drama, Historical Epic, Historical-Romance, Romance-Drama, Romance-Tragic, War-USCivil-Cavalry
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Black&White, Tough-Gals
 

#4

Logan (2017)

ONE LAST TIME.

Director: James Mangold, rated R for language, super-hero violence

Film ClipStarring: Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Richard E. Grant, Boyd Holbrook, Stephen Merchant, Dafne Keen

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long." - Logan

Why watch this? ...it is a poignant finale for one of film's great super-hero personas.

Plot Summary: In 2029, a worn-down Logan, aka Wolverine, cares for an ailing Professor Charles Xavier in a secluded hideout near the Mexican border. Their quiet existence is upended when a young mutant girl, Laura, with powers akin to Logan's, seeks his protection from pursuing dark forces. Reluctantly, Logan and Xavier embark on a dangerous journey to escort Laura to a rumored safe haven.

  Dad's Preview: Hugh Jackson did it the right way. He won the role of Marvel's Wolverine and made it his own. He respected the part, and never disappointed the fans. This is a wonderfully violent send-off thanks to Jackson and Patrick Stewart, reprising his role as Professor X. It started with them, and should end with them. I'm sad to see him retire. I'll miss that scowl. It was a great ride. Thank you, Hugh!
(Update - Hugh's back in the new
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024).)
 


Marvel Ent., Kinberg Genre, Hutch Parker Prod.,
The Donners' Co., TSG Ent.; 20th Century Fox
 
  Genres: Action-Sci-fi, Action-Superhero, Sci-fi-Drama, Thriller-Psychological, West-Neo
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Road-Trip
 

#3a

Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)

Here comes the bride

Director: Quentin Tarantino, rated R for violence/language

Film ClipStarring: Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Julie Dreyfus, Chiaki Kuriyama, Michael Parks,  Vivica A. Fox, Michael Madsen, Gordon Liu, Michael Bowen

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"I can tell you, with no ego, this is my finest sword. If, on your journey, should you encounter God, God will be cut." – Hattori Hanzo

Why watch this? Uma Thurman is a tour de force!

Plot Summary: A former assassin, left for dead on her wedding day, awakens from a coma and embarks on a global quest for revenge. Seeking to eliminate those who betrayed her, she confronts members of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad one by one. The first volume culminates in a brutal showdown in Tokyo, where she faces a prominent former colleague turned criminal underworld leader.

  Dad's Preview: I was not a huge Tarantino fan until this blew me away. Yes, it romanticizes murderous assassins. It is violent. Many of the main characters are beautiful. Yet, it works and how. This is definitely a woman's story filled with strong ladies, all just as deadly as their male counterparts. The fight scenes are choreographed so perfectly. The final battle at the House of Blue Leaves restaurant alone is worth the price of admission!  Uma is a force. And I was impressed by Chiaki Kuriyama, as deadly femme fatale GoGo Yubari.  


A Band Apart; Miramax Films
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Action-Thriller, Adv-Swordplay, Animation-Traditional, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Thriller
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Sweet-Revenge, Tough-Gals
 

#3b

Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Director: Quentin Tarantino, rated R for violence/language

Film ClipStarring: Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, Gordon Liu, Michael Parks, Bo Svenson, Larry Bishop, Clark Middleton

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"That woman deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die… But then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see... won't we?" – Budd

Why watch this? ... the bride's showdown with Elle in Budd's double-wide. Keep an eye out.

Plot Summary: Following her murderous spree in the first film, The Bride continues her quest for revenge against the remaining members of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad and their enigmatic leader, Bill. Her journey involves confronting former colleagues, recalling her intensive martial arts training under a strict master, and facing unexpected twists related to her past with Bill. Ultimately, The Bride seeks to complete her mission and find a new beginning away from her violent past.

  Dad's Preview: The conclusion to this tale of bloody revenge does keep pace with Kill Bill: Part I (2003). We're shown the Bride enduring the tough training under the master, Pai Mai, who previously trained that bastard, Bill. It's this very training that helps her survive being buried alive. She and Elle meet in glorious combat. Bill's motivations are finally explained. The finale is perfect. Instead of a big, elaborate showdown, it begins as an intimate, civil discussion between two former lovers, guilty of simply looking out for their child... but they're both be paid killers. It's personal, and that makes it all the more engaging.  


A Band Apart; Miramax Films
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Action-Thriller, Adv-Swordplay, Crime-Crooks, Crime-Thriller, West-Neo
Dad's Genres: Anti-Social, Sweet-Revenge, Tough-Gals
 

#2

Star Wars (1977)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Director: George Lucas, rated PG for sci-fi violence

Film Clip

Starring: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guinness, Peter Cushing, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, David Prowse, James Earl Jones

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

DML Top 50 #10a - Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review and Deep Dive of Star Wars

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." – Han Solo

Why watch this? This is the film that started everything: Jedis. Wookies. Skywalkers. Lucas. Ford. Industrial Light & Magic.

Plot Summary: A young farm boy, Luke Skywalker, gets swept up in a galactic rebellion after discovering a message from a captured princess. With the help of a wise mentor, a roguish pilot, his furry co-pilot, and two droids, Luke embarks on a mission to rescue the princess and join the fight against the oppressive Galactic Empire. This unlikely band of heroes must confront the Empire's powerful new weapon, the Death Star.

  Dad's Preview: The premise seemed childish to me, and at age 15, I was focused on raunchy teen films, not kid movies. That all melted away when I begrudgingly sat through Star Wars with my much younger niece and nephew. The film's heart is young Luke Skywalker, a boy from a farm who longs to escape his "boring" existence. He wants to get out there and join the fight against the galaxy's evil Empire. That young farm boy, literally, was me. Sure the aliens and space battles are great sci-fi, but it's the characters, and how relatable they are to everyday folks, that makes it such a great film. It would blow up the box office, sell zillions of toys and such, and bring in the needed cash for Lucas to make an even better Part 2.  


Lucasfilm Ltd.; 20th Century Fox
 
  Genres: Action-Sci-fi, Fantasy-Heroic, Sci-fi-Adv, Sci-fi-Extraterrestrial, Sci-fi-Space-Opera, War-Sci-fi
DDad's Genres: Anti-Social, Are you afrAID?
 

#1

Dirty Harry (1971)

Detective Harry Callahan. He doesn't break murder cases. He smashes them.

Director: Don Siegel, rated R for violence, language

Film ClipStarring: Clint Eastwood, Andy Robinson, Harry Guardino, Reni Santoni, John Vernon, John Larch, Woodrow Parfrey

DML Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ - perfect

"You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya... punk?" – Harry Callahan

Why watch this? ... for Eastwood's performance - a stoic man-of-action with an engaging charisma.

Plot Summary: Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan is a no-nonsense San Francisco cop with unorthodox methods. He's assigned to track down a deranged serial killer nicknamed "Scorpio" who is holding the city ransom with a series of murders. Callahan must navigate bureaucratic obstacles and legal limitations to bring the psychopathic killer to justice, even if it means bending the rules.

  Dad's Preview: Before Dirty Harry, Eastwood was mostly known for his Spaghetti Westerns. This film broadened his appeal and boosted his journey to mega-stardom. Harry Callahan is the detective that gets the worse assignments. Why? Because he gets the dirty jobs done - his way. His theme song should be Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Anyway... he's tasked with stopping a killer called the "Scorpio Killer" (convincingly played by Andy Robinson). I was surprised to find Eastwood so likeable - the man does exude an irresistible charm.  


The Malpaso Company; Warner Bros.
 
  Genres: Action-Crime, Action-Thriller, Crime-Cops, Crime-NeoNoir, Crime-Thriller, West-Neo
Dad's Genres:
Anti-Social, Sweet-Revenge
 

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