Dad's Top
20 Big & Nasty Films - Ranked!
Countdown from #20 to #1. This
includes Dad's spoiler-free Mini-Preview!
Honorable
Mention |
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Rodan
(1956),
Director: Ishirō Honda, Rated Approved (Dad's
guess:
PG)
Most horrifying hell creature that ever menaced all
mankind!
 Starring:
Kenji Sahara, Yumi Shirakawa, Akihiko Hirata, Akio Kobori,
Yasuko Nakada, Minosuke Yamada, Yoshifumi Tajima, Kiyoharu Onaka
DML Rating:
★★★★★★☆☆☆☆
- above average
"Judging from a piece of
its eggshell that we discovered, this one, which we've named
Rodan,
has a wingspan of 270 feet and weights over 100 tons." –
Professor
Kashiwagi
Why watch this?
Rodan, a flying terror, destroys much of Tokyo in this thrilling
film.
Plot Summary:
In a Japanese mining village, mysterious disappearances and
brutal deaths in the coal mine lead to a terrifying discovery:
monstrous, prehistoric insects have been awakened. As the
investigation unfolds and the insects cause havoc above ground,
it becomes clear that these creatures are merely a prelude to an
even greater threat dwelling deep within the earth. The
awakening of a giant, ancient flying reptile, called Rodan,
unleashes supersonic destruction across Japan.
Dad's Preview:
This monster offering was Toho Studio's first film shot in color. It begins with a
hysterical miner recalling his experience when he was trapped in
a cave-in. He had to escape from gigantic car-sized insects.
Forced deeper in the mountain's tunnels, he finds a huge egg. In
sheer terror, he witnesses it
hatch. The winged monstrosity within is large enough to consume
the insects, as they are mere morsels to it.
This film genuinely frightened me as a young child... and, of
course, I
could not get enough of it.

Toho |
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#20 |
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Kong: Skull Island (2017),
Director: Jordan Vogt-Roberts, Rated PG-13
All Hail The King
 Starring:
Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, John Goodman, Brie Larson,
Jing Tian, Toby Kebbell, John Ortiz, Corey Hawkins, Jason
Mitchell
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"Kong's a pretty good king.
Keeps to himself, mostly. This is his home, we're just guests.
But you
don't go into someone's house and start dropping bombs, unless
you're picking a fight." -
Hank Marlow
Why watch this? This
wonderful Kong film was made for one purpose: to set up a future
battle with Godzilla!
Plot Summary:
A team of scientists, soldiers, and adventurers journey to an
uncharted island in the Pacific, unaware it is the home of the
giant ape, Kong. The group quickly finds themselves in a battle
for survival against Kong and other prehistoric creatures
inhabiting the island. As the expedition continues, they must
navigate the perilous landscape and determine if Kong is a
threat to be eliminated or a force of nature to be respected.
Dad's Preview:
After 2014's American
Godzilla (2014) hit theaters, rumors of a Kong film
quickly surfaced. Oh yea, I knew where they were heading, and it was
about time! This is a very good film, with a lot of outrageous
action, which is kind of the point. An all-star cast visits a
mysterious island and there encounters the mighty sullen Kong.
We quickly learn that Kong's most dangerous enemies are
subterranean, reptilian creatures that are lethal. The
CGI is off the chain (which my kids tell me means "cool").

Legendary
Pictures, Tencent Pictures; Warner Bros. |
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#19 |
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Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989), Director:
Kazuki Ōmori, rated PG
A super Godzilla,
it was born from Godzilla cells!
 Starring:
Kunihiko Mitamura, Yoshiko Tanaka, Masanobu Takashima, Megumi
Odaka, Toru Minegishi, Yasuko Sawaguchi, Toshiyuki Nagashima,
Yoshiko Kuga
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"So you did do it. You
amalgamated one of Godzilla's cells together with the plant's
cells.
Are you proud of this? What kind science do you call
this?" - Kazuhito
Kirishima
Why watch this? This
late '80s film was very fresh and downright exciting.
Plot Summary:
Five years after Godzilla's last attack, a scientist seeking to
preserve his deceased daughter's cells accidentally creates a
hybrid monster using Godzilla's DNA and that of a rose.
Meanwhile, international powers and a terrorist organization
struggle to control samples of Godzilla's cells, leading to
complications that release the dormant monster from his volcanic
prison. The reawakened Godzilla eventually encounters Biollante,
culminating in a clash that determines the fate of humanity.
Dad's Preview:
Godzilla was re-booted by Toho Studios in 1984, which started the Heisei
period, which
re-established Godzilla as a more destructive, meaner threat. It took five
years to make the second film, but it was worth the wait.
Scientists, desperate to find a way to kill Godzilla, fuse planet genetics with
his DNA. The result is a new life-form, that grows into Biollante,
a female plant-reptile hybrid that quickly draws the big guy's
nuclear-powered attention. I get that Biollante sounds like a Mexican
wrestler, but trust me, the creature gives Godzilla all he can
handle.

Toho Co. Ltd. |
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#18 |
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Jurassic Park III
(2001),
Director: Joe Johnston, rated PG-13 for language,
scary scenes
This Time It's
Not Just A Walk In The Park!
 Starring: Sam Neill,
William H. Macy, Téa Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, Trevor Morgan,
Michael Jeter, John Diehl, Bruce A. Young
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"Great,
just great. We're in the worst place in the world and we're not
even being paid." –
Dr. Grant
Why watch this?
To again feel some of the excitement of the first film. This
brings it.
Plot Summary:
Paleontologist Alan Grant is reluctantly lured back to Isla
Sorna, the site of InGen's dinosaur breeding facility, under the
pretense of a wealthy couple needing an aerial tour. However,
after a plane crash, Dr. Grant discovers the couple's real
agenda is to search for their son who went missing on the island
weeks earlier. Stranded and surrounded by genetically
re-engineered dinosaurs, the group must navigate the treacherous
island and survive the hostile prehistoric inhabitants in their
desperate attempt to escape.
Dad's Preview:
The first sequel,
The Lost
World: Jurassic Park (1997), just felt like a money grab; it was
uninspired. Here, Sam Neill returns as Dr. Grant. This film's
plot and pacing are much better. There are lots of
run-for-your-life scenes and revelations the audience will love.
But more importantly, its characters are better developed. A big
bonus was that they
FINALLY created Pterodactyls, and frankly, they are quite terrifying!

Amblin
Entertainment; Universal Pictures |
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#17 |
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The Host (2006),
Director: Bong Joon-ho, Rated
PG
Man has made his
newest predator
 Starring:
Song Kang-ho, Byun Hee-bong, Park Hae-il, Bae Doona, Go Ah-sung,
Oh Dal-su, Ko Asung, Jae-eung Lee
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"How could you leave
behind your only sister?" –
Park Gang-Du
Why watch this? This
Korean film was the best, most creative monster film in years.
Plot Summary:
A monstrous creature emerges from Seoul's Han River, terrorizing
the city and abducting a young girl named Hyun-seo. Her
seemingly dysfunctional family, led by her father, Gang-du, then
embarks on a desperate mission to rescue her from the monster's
clutches. Their efforts are hampered not only by the creature
itself but also by an incompetent government.
Dad's Preview:
Years after repeatedly dumping formaldehyde in the Han River, a
large, amphibious creature appears, terrorizing folks, and
eating a few. The cast of survivors are not normal monster-movie
caricatures. They are real, flawed, mistake-prone individuals.
This is a plus for the film.
Hats off to Korean film-making and director Bong Joon-ho - there's a deeper treasure trove there, as we're starting to
learn.

Chungeorahm Film;
Showbox, Kadokawa Herald |
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#16 |
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King Kong (1976),
Director: John Guillermin, Rated PG
The most
exciting original motion picture event of all time.
 Starring:
Jeff Bridges, Charles Grodin, Jessica Lange, John Randolph, Rene
Auberjonois, Julius Harris, Jack O'Halloran, Ed Lauter, Dennis
Fimple
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"You know I had my
horoscope done before I flew out to Hong Kong. And it said that
I was going to
cross over water and meet the biggest person in
my life." - Dwan
Why watch this? I
watched this about 50 times... it gave Kong a great new vibe.
Plot Summary:
An oil company expedition, accompanied by a paleontologist and a
rescued castaway, travels to a remote island shrouded in
mystery. On the island, they discover a giant ape, worshiped by
the natives as Kong, and subsequently capture him to exploit him
back in New York City. The film then explores the consequences
of humanity's interference with nature and the unexpected bond
that forms between the giant ape and the rescued woman.
Dad's Preview:
This big Dino De Laurentis production features an all-star cast,
amazing musical score, and wonderful special effects (for its
time). Most of this film's Kong is an actor in a very well-done
gorilla suit. It succeeds in creating suspense, horror and that necessary
ingredient: sympathy for the gigantic ape who falls in love with
a human girl. Jessica Lange, in her first major
motion picture, captivates as the eccentric Dwan. Hunky, bearded Jeff Bridges,
as her human love interest, also puts forth a nice performance.
You will, er, go ape over this rendition of the Kong story.

Dino De Laurentiis
Corp.; Paramount Pictures |
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#15 |
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Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991), Director:
Kazuki Ōmori,
Not
rated (Dad's guess:
PG)
Kings of the monsters.
 Starring:
Kōsuke Toyohara, Anna Nakagawa, Megumi Odaka, Katsuhiko Sasaki,
Akiji Kobayashi, Yoshio Tsuchiya, Robert Scott Field
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"An H-bomb was tested close
by on an island called Bikini, and it's very possible
that the
radioactivity turned the dinosaur there into Godzilla!" - Kenichiro
Terasawa
Why watch this?
This is the best of the grittier Heisei Era Godzilla films. It's
awesome!
Plot Summary:
Time travelers from the future attempt to prevent Japan's
destruction by removing Godzilla from history. This attempt,
however, inadvertently leads to the creation of the three-headed
monster King Ghidorah, unleashed to subjugate Japan. Godzilla
must return to defend Japan from Ghidorah and the time
travelers' true, dastardly scheme.
Dad's Preview:
This film gave us the first concrete Godzilla origin story,
featuring a dinosaur, called a Godzillasaurus, that was mutated
by nuclear radiation into the towering beast we know as Godzilla. In present day, aliens
arrive from the future (of course), and attempt to help earth by erasing
Godzilla's existence. Their true intent, however (and of course
again), is to kill Godzilla, and use King Ghidorah to
wipe out earth's future in the galaxy.

Toho Co. Ltd. |
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#14 |
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Pacific Rim
(2013),
Director: Gillermo del Toro, rated PG-13
To fight monsters
we created monsters
 Starring:
Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day, Ron
Perlman, Diego Klattenhoff, Burn Gorman, Max Martini
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"Today we face the
monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them!
Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!" -
Stacker Pentecost
Why watch this? Any
fan of Godzilla or Transformers will love this robot-kaiju slug-fest!
Plot Summary:
Years ago, Earth faced destruction from a portal opening beneath
the Pacific Ocean, releasing monstrous creatures called Kaiju.
To fight back, humanity built colossal robots known as Jaegers,
piloted by two people who share a neural link to control them.
Now, as the Jaeger program struggles against increasingly
powerful Kaiju attacks, a retired pilot and an untested trainee
must team up for one last, desperate attempt to save the world.
Dad's Preview:
Gigantic monsters are coming forth to wreak havoc on the world.
After years of taking a beating, mankind finally begins to fight
back. The plot is
fun to follow, the actors are young and attractive, and the special
effects are next-level. I am really impressed with Idris Elba.
He really carries a persona that lends legitimacy to the films
in which he stars. Keep it up, big guy.

Legendary
Pictures, Double Dare You Prod.; Warner Bros. Pictures |
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#13 |
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Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster (1972, aka Godzilla vs. Hedorah),
Director: Yoshimitsu
Banno, rated PG
Out of
Pollution's Depth's It Slithers! Breathing Poison... Leaving a
wake of deadly slime... Destroying all in its path!
 Starring: Akira
Yamauchi, Toshie Kimura, Hiroyuki Kawase, Keiko Mari, Toshio
Shiba, Kenpachiro Satsuma, Toshie Kimura
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"The atomic and hydrogen
bombs cast their fallout into the sea. Poison gas and sludge got
dumped into the ocean.
Even sewage. I bet Godzilla would be mad
if he saw this." - Ken Yano,
second grader
Why watch this?
This Godzilla film has some of the best Kaiju fight scenes in the
franchise.
Plot Summary:
A young boy and his scientist father discover a strange,
pollution-eating monster known as Hedorah, which continuously
evolves into increasingly dangerous forms as it consumes the
world's waste. Godzilla, as the Earth's protector, rises to
confront Hedorah in a desperate attempt to save humanity from
the growing environmental threat. The fate of the world hinges
on a climactic battle between Godzilla and the smog monster at
Mount Fuji, as mankind also strives to find a way to defeat the
seemingly invincible creature.
Dad's Preview:
This is a Godzilla film that I treasured as a young boy. After
several "team-up" films, it was refreshing to have my favorite
behemoth square off alone against a new, deadly foe, Hedorah.
This shape-shifting space oddity feeds on Earth's pollution. Its main diet is toxic smoke spewed from Japan's
many factories. The film's not-so-subtle message is that humans
will suffer for
polluting our world. As a bonus, we learn that Godzilla can fly...
What?
This famous (more like infamous) moment is so campy, I know... but
hey, I unapologetically love it! ... so sue me! As a
ten-year-old, I was cheering!

Toho Co. Ltd. |
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#12 |
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King Kong
(2005),
Director: Peter Jackson, rated PG-13
Behind every
great love is a love story.
 Starring: Naomi
Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann, Colin
Hanks, Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"That's
the thing you come to learn about Carl, his undying ability
to
destroy the things he loves." –
Jack Driscoll
Why watch this?
A worthy remake of the original 1933 classic.
Plot Summary:
Filmmaker Carl Denham leads a voyage to the mysterious Skull
Island to film a movie, taking along actress Ann Darrow and
playwright Jack Driscoll. On the island, they encounter
prehistoric creatures and the gigantic ape, Kong, who develops a
bond with Ann. Driven by ambition, Denham captures Kong and
brings him to New York City, where the ape escapes and searches
for Ann amidst the urban chaos.
Dad's Preview:
Peter Jackson tackled this right after
Lord of the Rings, and went all out. He faithfully remakes
the original, and more. He coaxed some wonderful performances
out of the fine actors, then turned his CGI gurus loose. They
delivered almost too well (the vine-swinging T-Rexs were a bit
much). Regardless, it's a great film as a whole and very
enjoyable for a nerdy guy like me. Naomi Watts continues to
impress. That gal can act!

WingNut Films;
Universal Pictures |
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#11 |
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One Million Years B. C.
(1966), Director:
Don Chaffey,
rated Approved
Travel back
through time and space to the edge of man's beginnings...
discover a savage world whose only law was lust!
 Starring: Raquel
Welch, John Richardson, Percy Herbert, Robert Brown, Martine
Beswick, Jean Wladon, Lisa Thomas
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"Their laws are simple: the
strong take everything. This is Akhoba, leader of the Rock
Tribe..." -
Narrator
Why watch this?
Volcanoes. Dinosaurs. Cave People in fur swimsuits... I am
way in!
Plot Summary:
This pre-historic tale focuses on Tumak, a caveman banished from
his violent Rock tribe after a confrontation with his father,
the leader. Wandering a dangerous prehistoric world inhabited by
dinosaurs, he eventually encounters Loana, a member of the more
civilized and gentle Shell tribe. Despite initial cultural
clashes, their connection sparks a romance that challenges the
established traditions of both tribes.
Dad's Preview:
This is another of the great Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion
animation classics. We are catapulted back in time, when humans
were savage and they shared the world with gigantic creatures.
Yea, I know that's not how it really happened, but work with me
here! It's epic and generally a wild ride through a land of
explosions, lava flows, and creatures of every kind constantly
attacking the tribes of prehistoric, scantily-clad humans.

Hammer Film
Productions, Seven Arts; Warner-Pathé Dist. |
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#10 |
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King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962),
Director: Ishirō Honda, rated Approved
Will you win,
Godzilla? Will you win, Kong? The battle of the century!
 Starring: Tadao
Takashima, Kenji Sahara, Yū Fujiki, Ichirō Arishima, Mie Hama,
Michael Keith, Harry Holcombe
DML Rating:
★★★★★★☆☆☆☆
- above average
"King Kong could kill us
all. You wouldn't care. Publicity's all you want! Publicity!" -
Furue
Why watch this?
This may have been my first exposure to Godzilla way back in the
'70s.
Plot Summary:
To boost TV ratings, a pharmaceutical company sends an
expedition to Faro Island to capture the legendary monster King
Kong. Simultaneously, Godzilla re-emerges from an iceberg and
makes his way towards Japan, generating a media frenzy. With the
monsters now both present, a confrontation between King Kong and
Godzilla becomes inevitable.
Dad's Preview:
I
recorded this film's audio on a cassette tape at a drive-in. This film started
Godzilla's (and Toho Films) popularity in the U.S. It
is a huge grudge match between America's giant ape, Kong, and
Japan's fire-breathing lizard, Gojira. The first 1/3 of the film covers the discovery
of Kong on Faro Island. He's captured and brought to Japan, just
as Godzilla emerges from an iceberg. After two epic battles both
behemoths plunge into the sea causing earthquakes and tidal
waves. Oh yeah!

Toho Col, Ltd. |
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#9 |
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Godzilla Minus One (2023), Director: Takashi
Yamazaki, rated PG-13
Postwar Japan.
From zero to minus.
 Starring:
Ryunosuke Kamiki, Minami Hamabe, Yuki Yamada, Munetaka Aoki,
Hidetake Yoshioka, Sakura Ando, Kuranosuke Sasaki, Sae
Nagatani, Miou Tanaka, Kisuke Iida
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"That's why this time
I'd take pride in a citizen led effort that sacrifices no lives
at all! This next battle is not one waged to the death, but a
battle to live for the future." -
Kenji Noda
Why watch this? On
Godzilla's 70th anniversary, he won an Oscar for Best Visual
Effects. Way to go, Big G!
Plot Summary:
In 1945, kamikaze pilot Shikishima watches as his entire
garrison is wiped out by a monster of incredible size. This
leaves him with suvivor's guilt and PTSD. When he returns home, he
learns his parents were killed in the bombing of Tokyo. While
mourning, he takes in a woman and orphan child. To get by, he
also signs on as a minesweeper. The monster, now known as
Godzilla, has mutated (thanks to US nuclear tests) to be
much larger. The Japanese Navy deploys Shikashima's boat to lay
mines and hopefully deter the beast's onslaught of mainland
Japan.
Dad's Preview:
As compared to films of this same ilk, Minus One stands
out for two reasons: 1) the plot is leagues richer than usual,
and 2) the monster visual effects are out of this world! This
version of Godzilla is much like the original film (Godzilla
1954). He's angry, murderously destructive, and all but
indestructible. In fact, his wounds heal instantaneously. We
more than feel for the lead characters as they wage war against
their internal demons, while trying to stop the chaos caused by
nature's deadliest mutation.

Robot
Communications; Toho Co. Ltd. |
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#8 |
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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
(1974),
Director: Gordon Hessler, rated G
Sinbad Battles
the Creatures of Legend in the Miracle of Dynarama
 Starring: John
Phillip Law, Tom Baker, Takis Emmanuel, Caroline Munro, Douglas
Wilmer, Martin Shaw
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"Trust in Allah, but
tie up your camel." - Sinbad
Why watch this?
This is vintage, wonderful Ray Harryhausen - it may be his best work.
Plot Summary:
Sinbad discovers a magical golden amulet that sets him on a
dangerous quest to find the legendary Fountain of Destiny
located on the uncharted island of Lemuria. He is joined by a
vizier and a mysterious slave girl as they embark on a journey
filled with mythical creatures, tempests, and dark interference
from the evil sorcerer Koura. Sinbad must battle Koura and his
magical creations to unlock the amulet's power and reach the
Fountain. Dad's Preview:
This treasure almost made DML Top50, but lost out to
Valley of Gwangi
(1969). This is the best of Ray's Sinbad films. As
Sinbad and his crew work to
restore the Grand Vizier to this rightful throne, they must battle a
sorcerer and his powerful magic and monstrous giant creatures. The acting feels natural, the villain is
deliciously evil, and the special effects - well... they're freakin' awesome! Also, an un-credited Robert Shaw lent his
talents to portray the ghastly "Oracle of All Knowledge" (The
British actor felt this cameo was "beneath him", so he
insisted on being uncredited).

Morningside
Productions; Columbia Pictures |
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#7 |
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Godzilla
(1954),
Director: Ishirō Honda, Not Rated (Dad's guess:
PG)
Godzilla, a weapon of science, a great battle of wonder
and terror!
 Starring:
Akira Takarada, Momoko Kōchi, Akihiko Hirata, Takashi Shimura,
Fuyuki Marakami, Sachio Sakai, Toranosuke Ogawa
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"It's impossible! Godzilla
absorbed massive amounts of atomic radiation and yet it still
survived! What do you think could kill it?" –
Dr. Kyohei Yamane, Raymond
Burr (American version)
Why watch this? ...
this is the OG
Godzilla - a superb and symbolic film about the cost of
destructive
science.
Plot Summary:
An investigation into a series of mysterious ship disappearances
leads to the discovery of a giant, irradiated monster named
Godzilla, awakened by atomic bomb testing. This monstrous
creature emerges from the sea, causing widespread devastation
and panic as it lays waste to Japan. Faced with an unstoppable
force, a scientist wrestles with the moral dilemma of deploying
a potentially even more dangerous weapon to stop Godzilla's
reign of terror.
Dad's Preview:
More than any country,
Japan felt the full brunt of American war-power when two
atomic bombs destroyed the cities of Hiroshima and Najasaski.
Ten years later, this film displays the traumatic mental effect those
events had on
Japan as a nation. The menacing monster, Gojira, is a symbol of
mankind's horrible decision to embrace a weapon so devastating.
This film classic still has a powerful impact today.
(Note: for those over the age of 40, OG stands for
Original Gansta, and, per my kids, it's a compliment.)

Toho Co. Ltd. |
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#6 |
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The Valley of Gwangi
(1969),
Director: Jim O'Connolly, rated Approved
Cowboys Battle
Monsters in the Lost World of Forbidden Valley!
 Starring:
James
Franciscus, Gila Golan, Richard Carlson, Laurence Naismith, Freda
Jackson, Gustavo Rojo, Dennis Kilbane, Curtis Arden
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
DML Top 50
#39 -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of The Valley of
Gwangi
"He who takes from
Gwangi the evil one is cursed." – Tia Zorina, the gypsy woman
Why watch this?
... to see the amazing spectacle that is Gwangi!
Plot Summary: When a
struggling Wild West show, in early 20th-century Mexico,
encounters a prehistoric horse, it leads them to a hidden valley
teeming with dinosaurs. Driven by the desire for fame and
fortune, the show's cowboys capture a formidable Allosaurus,
known as Gwangi, intending to exhibit it as a grand attraction.
However, their plans quickly unravel when the captured creature
proves impossible to control.
Dad's Preview:
As a young boy, I loved dinosaur movies and Westerns. You can
imagine my elation when a preview at the local drive-in
advertised Gwangi! I lost my mind. Cowboys discover
dinosaurs in a hidden valley. The film itself did not
disappoint. It features
some of Ray Harryhausen's finest stop-motion animation,
including a tiny horse, and numerous prehistoric beasties. This
hidden gem increased my appetite for more Harryhausen films I am
happy to say.

Charles H. Schneer
Prod.; Warner Bros.-Seven Arts |
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#5 |
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Monster Zero
(1965
- aka Invasion of Astro-Monster in Japan),
Director: Ishirō Honda, rated
G
Giant Excitement!
Giant Terror!
 Starring:
Akira Takarada, Nick Adams, Kumi Mizuno, Jun Tazaki, Akira Kubo, Yoshio Tsuchiya
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
DML Top 50
#50 -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of Monster Zero
"We need an
exterminator, one that would drive away King Ghidorah. We need
from you
Monster Zero 1 and Monster Zero 2, Godzilla and Rodan."
- The Controller
from Planet X
Why watch this? ...
'cause it's one of my favorite Shōwa-era Godzilla flicks.
Plot Summary:
Astronauts from Earth journey to a newly discovered "Planet X"
where they encounter an advanced alien civilization, the Xiliens.
The Xiliens reveal they are plagued by the three-headed space
monster King Ghidorah, whom they call "Monster Zero". They
request to borrow Earth's monsters, Godzilla and Rodan, to
defeat King Ghidorah in exchange for a cure for cancer. After
Earth agrees, the true intentions of the Xiliens begin to unfold
as a series of suspicious events lead the astronauts to question
the aliens' motives.
Dad's Preview:
For some reason, a 400-foot radioactive Japanese dragon has
occupied much of my thoughts and energies from age ten to, umm,
present day. My top films list would feel incomplete without
ONE Big G entry. This late-nite drive-in treasure features
the nasty alien three-headed dragon, King Ghidorah. The movie takes us
to space, to Japan and back again. To save the Earth, man and
Earth's monsters will have to work together to figure out the
alien's
weakness. This hidden gem has every element a
young boy needs to feed his beastly soul!

Toho Co., LTD |
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#4 |
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Cloverfield (2008),
Director: Matt Reeves, rated PG-13 for violence,
gore, language
Some
Thing Has Found Us
 Starring:
Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel, Odette Yustman, Lizzy Caplan,
Jessica Lucas, T. J. Miller, Anjul Nigam, Margot Farley
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"Approximately seven
hours ago, uh, some thing attacked the city. I don't know what
it is.
Um, if you found this tape, I mean if you're watching
this, then you probably know more about it than I do.
Uh,
whatever this thing is, it killed my brother..." - Robert
Hawkins
Why watch this?
Its "found footage" presentation style adds a fresh take on a
stale genre.
Plot Summary:
The story follows a group of friends as they attempt to survive
an unexpected giant monster attack on New York City. At first,
there is confusion, then the situation quickly changes. The
destruction is devastating. Even the monster's "fleas" prove
deadly to the fleeing humans. The film is presented as a tape
discovered by the U.S. Department of Defense.
Dad's Preview:
This found-footage film captures the
chaos of an immense creature attacking New York City. We follow
our small group of protagonists, who are likeable young
adults, as they
try to survive and find the ones they love. This creature
thriller is
intense and scary, so hang on tight.

Bad Robot;
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Tremors (1990),
Director: Ron Underwood, rated PG-13 for sci-fi
violence, mild gore
The monster
movie that breaks new ground.
 Starring: Kevin
Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter, Michael Gross, Reba McEntire,
Bobby Jacoby, Tony Genaro, Ariana Richards, Richard Marcus
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"Run for it? Running is not
a plan. Running is what you do when a plan fails!" - Earl
Why watch this?
Gigantic, underground, man-eating worms! That's a hard YES for me.
Plot Summary: Set in
the remote desert town of Perfection, Nevada, two handymen, Val
and Earl, decide to leave their dull lives. Before they can
depart, strange tremors and a series of mysterious deaths
suggest a dangerous threat lurks beneath the surface. Along with
other residents, including a seismologist and a survivalist
couple, they must fight to survive against unseen, giant
creatures that hunt by sensing vibrations.
Dad's Preview:
I cannot say enough about Kevin Bacon. In
Animal House
(1978) I hated him as a snobby frat boy. He has since earned
my respect. He
certainly is a hard-working actor. This monster film hits the right blend of horror/gore, action and comedy from start to finish.
Scientifically it's preposterous, so don't waste your time
trying to make it make sense. Just go with it. Fred Ward also
shines as
Bacon's hillbilly sidekick, Earl. The two become unlikely
protectors as giant worms threaten a small, desert hamlet.
Despite the topic, the film is well-done and very fun to watch.

No Frills Prod.,
Pacific Western Prod.; Universal Pictures |
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King Kong (1933),
Directors: Merian C. Cooper, Ernest B. Schoedsack,
rated Approved
A Monster of
Creation's Dawn Breaks Loose in Our World Today!
 Starring: Fay Wray,
Robert Armstrong, Bruce Cabot, Frank Reicher, Sam Hardy, Noble
Johnson
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"He was a king and a god in
the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a
captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and
gentlemen, look at Kong,
the Eighth Wonder of the World!" -
Carl Denham
Why watch this?
It is a classic. It's the first great giant monster film, and so fun
to watch.
Plot Summary:
Adventurous filmmaker Carl Denham embarks on an expedition to a
remote, uncharted island with his film crew and actress Ann
Darrow. Upon arrival, they discover the island is inhabited by
prehistoric creatures and a colossal ape named Kong, worshipped
by the local natives. The natives kidnap Ann and offer her as a
sacrifice to Kong, who becomes infatuated with her. After
pursuing Kong and Ann through the perilous island jungle, Denham
manages to capture Kong and brings him back to New York City to
exhibit him to the public.
Dad's Preview:
This is the original Kong created using stop-motion animation by
Willis O'Brien. It opened to rave reviews and audiences could
not believe their eyes. It's the fantastic tale of a giant ape
who falls in love with a girl (the screaming Fay Wray)
sacrificed to him. The beast is then captured and transported to
New York City. Kong escapes, grabs the girl and scurries to the
top of the iconic Empire State building. There we witness the
film's tragic aerial finale.

Merian C. Cooper,
Ernest B. Schoedsack; RKO Radio Pictures
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Jurassic Park
(1993),
Director: Steven Spielberg, rated PG-13 for sci-fi
terror/violence
An Adventure
65 Million Years In The Making.
 Starring: Sam Neill,
Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Bob Peck,
Samuel L. Jackson, Wayne Knight
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect "…your scientists were
so preoccupied with whether or not they could,
they didn't stop
to think if they should." – Ian Malcolm
Why watch this?
... it's ground-breaking, based on a superb novel, and DINOSAURS!
Plot Summary:
Wealthy entrepreneur John Hammond creates a theme park on a
remote island, populated by genetically engineered dinosaurs.
Before opening, a group of scientists, including a
paleontologist, a paleobotanist, and a mathematician, are
invited to assess the park's safety. However, a power failure
caused by industrial sabotage leads to the dinosaurs escaping
their enclosures. The visitors and park staff must then struggle
to survive and escape the now-perilous island.
Dad's Preview:
I read Michael Crichton's novel, about bio-engineered dinosaurs, and immediately thought,
"Spielberg has to do this film!" Not long after,
Spielberg announced JP as his next project. I wept. The original plan was to use
only life-sized animatronic dinosaurs, however, the special effects team won over the director
with their amazing CGI skills. The digital dinosaurs were jaw-dropping.
The rest is history. The film became another Spielberg smash hit.

Amblin
Entertainment; Universal Pictures
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