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No. 93 - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Aspen Film
Society; Universal Pictures
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
Laugh... or I'll blow your lips off!
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Dead
Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982),
Director: Carl Reiner, rated PG-13 for crude humor
Screenplay: Jean Shepherd,
Leigh Brown, Bob Clark
Starring: Steve
Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), George
Gaynes (Dr. John Hay Forrest), Reni Santoni (Carlos Rodriguez), Carl Reiner
(Field Marshall Wilifried Von Kluck) and special
appearances by Alan Ladd, Barbara Stanwyck, Lana Turner, Burt
Lancaster, Cary Grant, Bette Davis, Humphrey Bogart to name a few
noir stars.
Plot Summary:
Hardboiled private eye Rigby Reardon is hired by a beautiful
woman to investigate the suspicious death of her scientist
father, who was killed over a secret cheese recipe. While
navigating 1940s Los Angeles, Reardon uncovers a sinister plot
involving lists of friends and enemies, encountering various
suspicious characters along the way.
Defining Moment:
first aid
As our tight-lipped detective, Rigby Reardon, is
hired by Juliet Forrest to find out who murdered her father, John. He heads out to
investigate and he finds a
critical clue, but is shot in the arm. He manages to find his way to Juliet's home, where the beautiful
young lady, quite naturally, sucks the bullet out. As he continues on
the case he is
again shot in the same arm, directly into the same bullet hole. Once again, Juliet's
skillful lips retrieve the slug, much to Rigby's relief.
I love it when absurdity works in a film, even
if the word suck is involved.
Something subtle you might have missed:
if you are under 40, you probably missed this...
Spliced within this film are vintage
performances from Hollywood's most famous film noir stars, from the
following films: The Big Sleep (1946), The Bribe (1949),
Dark Passage (1947), Deception (1946),
Double Indemnity (1944), The Glass Key (1942),
Humoresque (1946), I Walk Alone (1947), In a Lonely Place
(1950), Johnny Eager (1941),
Keeper of
the Flame (1943), The Killers (1946),
The
Lost Weekend (1945),
Notorious (1946),
The
Postman Always Rings Twice (1946),
Sorry,
Wrong Number (1948), Suspicion (1941), This Gun for
Hire (1942), White Heat (1949).
Memorable Quotes:
"I
hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the
case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits." - Rigby Reardon
"If you need me, just
call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger
in the hole and make tiny little circles." -
Juliet Forrest
"You'd like to what?
Kiss me? Yeah, that would be nice. It would give me a chance to
tell her I was starting to feel something for her, too.
Something warm and squishy."
- Rigby Reardon
(voice-over)
"Her lips were warm,
and my arm wasn't the only thing that was throbbing. Our hearts
were, too. My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face..." -
Rigby Reardon
Dad's Review:
There was just something about Steve
Martin. He burst onto the screen as a guess host on Saturday
Night Live. He was a part of so many memorable skits: The Wild
and Crazy Festrunk Brothers, Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber,
and the famous, Top 40 hit, King Tut. During his stand-up routines, he
would
bounce around the stage wearing a face nose, playing a banjo and juggling live cats.
There was a comedic energy we would not see again until Jim
Carey.
Hot on the heels of two successful comedy
efforts in
The Jerk
(1979) and
Pennies from Heaven (1981), Martin again teamed up with director
Carl Reiner to take comedy into a completely different direction.
The whole idea was hatched at a business meeting
between Martin, Reiner and screenwriter George Gipe where they thought
it would be cool to insert a single old movie clip into a movie. This
quickly expanded to using several clips, all part of creating a new plot
for a film. Reiner thought they merge old footage with new, via
over-the-shoulder shots so that modern actors could interact with film
noir's legendary actors. Reiner and Gipe spent countless hours pouring
over old noir films, selecting scenes that involved ambiguous lines.
They then
crafted a storyline, that, for the most part, made some sort of sense.
Once
the project was approved, they had some hurdles: The creation of classic costumes, and
modern film segments that looked like classics. Costume designer Edith Head, a
legend in her own right, was brought in to deck out Steve Martin and the
rest of the cast (she died before the film was completed). Production
designer John DeCuir, with over 40-years experience, created 85 sets for
filming, and Michael Chapman, the director of photography, spent six
months researching Technicolor attributes in order to match the old clips with new
footage.
After all shooting, the film required editing.
For this, by Bud Molin was brought in - the clips from old to new were
merged seamlessly - a feat that
had to work, for the film to succeed.
The end result is this under-appreciated comedy classic. It is both a parody of film noir,
and an homage to those great 1940's seedy, dark crime classics. It truly
is one-of-a-kind.
Part of the comedic genius is the deadpan
seriousness conveyed by the modern actors, in order to fit into the
framework of a 1940's detective story. The dialogue was then infused with
bits that are completely absurd, a Steve Martin trademark. Interspersed
are
comments like, "Can I use her underwear to make soup?" or "You put on a
black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue." There's way too much made out
of Rigby's pajamas, and after this film you will know the meaning of
Rienemachefrau.
Another wise move regarding this film was
casting Rachel Ward as the sultry woman who needs to solve the murder of
her father. She is quite possibly the most beautiful woman from the
1980's. The former model impressed us in a TV drama series called
The Thornbirds. This was her third film, and in 1984 she would
sizzle onscreen with Jeff Bridges in
Against
All Odds.
As a whole, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
blazed new ground in film creativity, and tapped into the rise of Steve
Martin's ascending career. It's laugh-out-loud funny and simply nuts at
times. For me, the movie helped me find the film noir genre, one I had
avoided. It also gave me more Steve Martin, because, he IS such a
wild and crazy guy.
La Fine
On to No. 94... Hawser
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