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Dad's Top
20 Classic Film Noir Films - Ranked!
Countdown from #20 to #1.
This
includes Dad's spoiler-free Mini-Preview!
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Honorable
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The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946),
Director: Tay Garnett, rated Approved
Their Love was
a Flame that Destroyed!
 Starring:
Lana Turner, John Garfield, Cecil Kellaway, Hume Cronyn, Leon
Ames, Audrey Totter, Alan Rood, Jeff York
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"With my brains and
your looks, we could go places."
- Frank Chambers to Cora Smith
Why watch this?
Desperation breeds action, often to terrible consequences.
Plot Summary:
A drifter named Frank Chambers starts working at a rural
California roadside diner and immediately enters into a
passionate, illicit affair with Cora, the young and unhappy wife
of the older owner, Nick Smith. Craving a new life and financial
freedom, the lovers plot to murder Nick and seize the diner, but
their amateur attempts at crime are met with suspicions from
local authorities.
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Dad's Preview:
At the cinematic high-point of film noir, there was no
movie more filled with sexual innuendo and plots of
betrayal than this drama. It centers on two lost souls,
bitter about their lives, who are determined to better
their situation via any means necessary, up to and
including murder - the two horrible people deserve each
other. Lana Turner, as a stunning femme fatale, and John
Garfield, as a desperate drifter, dominate the film.
Famed director Quentin Tarantino loved this noir
offering so much that he referenced it in
Kill
Bill Vol. 2 (2004), where retired pimp, Esteban
Vellajo, recalls Bill's obsession with blondes. |
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Carey Wilson,
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer;
Loew's Inc. |
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Top 20 Classic
Noir Films
#20 Top |
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Where the Sidewalk Ends
(1950),
Director: Otto Preminger, rated Approved
Only a woman's
heart could reach out for such a man!
 Starring:
Dana Andrews, Gene Tierney, Gary Merrill, Bert Freed, Tom Tully, Karl Malden,
Ruth Donnelly, Craig Stevens, Fred Aldrich, Neville Brand
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"Innocent people can get
into terrible jams too. [groans] One false move and you're over
your head." – Det. Sgt. Mark Dixon
Why watch this?
Covering up a murder may prove too much for a detective on the
edge.
Plot Summary:
This gritty police noir film features a city detective, Mark
Dixon, who likes to rough up the bad guys. You see, his father
was in the mob, but he's determined break the family curse... by
enforcing the law with his fists. When investigating a death
during an illegal gambling game, he takes things too far, and
leaves a suspect dead on his apartment floor. Does he come clean
or hide it? He's pretty sure he can find a way to pin the deed
on mobster, Morgan Taylor, who more than deserves it.
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Dad's Preview:
Dana
Andrews made a career sporting the most sudden face in black and
white, but he's convincing here as an angry detective, full of
violence and hatred. The stunning Gene Tierney also heats up the
screen as the dead man's estranged spouse. This is worth a look,
and the ending might just surprise you.
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Otto Preminger;
20th Century Fox |
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Top 20 Classic
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#19 Top |
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The Killing (1956),
Director: Stanley Kubrick, Rated Approved
Suspense! Terror!
Violence! Will grip you as no other picture since "Scarface" and
"Little Ceasar"!
 Starring:
Sterling Hayden, Coleen Gray, Vince Edwards, Jay C. Flippen,
Elisha Cook Jr., Marie Windsor, Ted de Corsia, Joe Sawyer, James
Edwards, Timothy Carey
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"You know, I've often
thought that the gangster and the artist are the same in the
eyes of the masses. They are admired and hero-worshipped, but
there is always a present underlying wish to see them destroyed at
the peak of their glory."
- Maurice
Why watch this? This
noir crime film is so gritty, you'll taste sand in your teeth.
Plot Summary:
A small-time crook assembles a diverse crew to execute a
meticulous plan: the daring robbery of a racetrack's
money-counting operation during a major race. The scheme is
fraught with tension as personal greed, double-crossing, and the
meticulous details of the heist collide. Ultimately, the
meticulous planning unravels as external pressures and human
error lead to an unexpected and chaotic conclusion.
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Dad's Preview:
This film stands today as one of Stanley Kubrick's early best.
It follows a plan to rob the cash box from a racetrack. The
gang's leader, Johnny Clay, has it all figured out, so what could possibly go wrong, right? Well, it's
the botched plan that makes the film so engrossing. I was
particularly interested in how quickly the worse in a person
comes out when under duress. Character actor Elisha Cook really
stands out here as a weak man always manipulated by others.
Quentin Tarantino once noted that this inspired his film
Reservoir Dogs (1992). It's a beautifully
shot, and incredibly dark, noir crime entry that has a rawness
which will have an
impact on you. Here we certainly learn that crime finds a way to
not pay up. |
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Harris-Kubrick
Pictures Corp.; United Artists |
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Top 20 Classic
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#18
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Keeper of the Flame (1942),
Director: George Cukor, Rated Approved
The screen's most
exciting lovers in their newest romantic triumph!
 Starring:
Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn, Richard Whorf, Margaret
Wycherly, Forrest Tucker, Frank Craven, Stephen McNally, Percy
Kilbride, Audrey Christie, Darryl Hickman, Donald Meek, Howard
Da Silva
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"Perhaps he loved the
people, but he didn't trust them to think for themselves." -
Christine Forrest, regarding her late husband
Why watch this? This
is so much more than a routine political thriller.
Plot Summary:
A journalist arrives to write a biography of a beloved national
hero who died in a car crash. While researching the book, he
meets the hero's enigmatic widow and other members of the
household. He soon uncovers conflicting information that makes
him question if the hero's death was truly an accident.
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Dad's Preview:
As I watched this second collaboration of Hepburn and Tracy, I
could not believe it. It is eerie how clearly the plot mirrors
the political climate of 2025 America. Back then, as now, I put
forth that many viewers thought it unthinkable. How ever could
something so vile take legitimate form in America? The land of
the free. The home of the brave. Yet in this film, it does.
Unlike other, lighter projects, this Hepburn-Tracy work is
somber and full of well-kept secrets. Still, the pair are
incredible to watch together on screen. The plot, and it's
mind-blowing climax, will shock you, but it's very important
that you stick it out and take in its message. In fact, I hope
it helps you more clearly see the dire situation our country
finds itself in today. |
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Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer; Loew's Inc. |
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Top 20 Classic
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#17 Top |
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The Bad and the Beautiful (1952),
Directors: Vincente Minnelli, rated Approved
I
took you out of the gutter... I can fling you back!
 Starring:
Lana Turner, Kirk Douglas, Walter Pidgeon, Dick Powell, Barry
Sullivan, Gloria Grahame, Gilbert Roland, Leo G. Carroll,
Vanessa Brown, Paul Stewart
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"Jonathan is more than a
man, he's an experience. And he's habit-forming. If they could
ever bottle him, he'd outsell ginger ale."
- Fred, about
Jonathan Shields
Why watch this?
Douglas and Turner sizzle in this tale of ambition and betrayal.
Plot Summary: Three
prominent Hollywood figures reluctantly reunite at a studio to
discuss a comeback project for a once-successful but deeply
manipulative producer. Through a series of flashbacks, each of
them recalls how their professional and personal lives were both
elevated and ultimately ruined by this ruthless mogul. Their
shared stories reveal the immense personal sacrifices required
for success in the cutthroat entertainment industry.
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Dad's Preview:
I find movies about Hollywood interesting, you know,
reading the criminal's evaluation of himself. This
story, based loosely on famed producer
David O'Selznick and others, spans the life of a man
driven to greatness and more than willing to grind up
anyone in the cogs of his ambition. It's brilliant to
tell the story in three flashbacks, where his past
acquaintances recant their stories. This slick
production showcases both sultry Lana Turner and fiery
Kirk Douglas. The supporting cast is excellent, too. The
film's summation is one of the best noir film endings I
can remember... a reminder that there are sharks and
leeches in Tinseltown's vast ocean, all feeding on each
other. It took home five Oscars. |
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John
Houseman, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer; Loew's Inc. |
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#16 Top |
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Laura (1944),
Director: Otto Preminger, rated Approved
The story of a love
that became the most fearful thing that ever happened to a
woman!
 Starring:
Gene Tierney, Dana Andrews, Clifton Webb, Vincent Price, Judith
Anderson, Dorothy Adams, Ralph Dunn, Clyde Fillmore, William
Forrest
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"Dying together's even
more personal than living together." - Connie Porter
Why watch this?
A beautiful woman. A murder. Everybody smoking. Ah... noir!
Plot Summary:
Detective Mark McPherson investigates the murder of a beautiful
advertising executive who was seemingly killed by a shotgun
blast in her own apartment. As he delves into her past by
interviewing a group of eccentric suspects, McPherson finds
himself becoming obsessed with the victim's enigmatic persona
and portrait. The investigation takes a shocking turn when a
sudden development forces the detective to reevaluate everything
he thought he knew about the case and the people involved.
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Dad's Preview:
Right out of Film Noir 101, this detective mystery
focuses on an alluring woman, Laura, whose reputation teeters
between flirty seductress and femme fatale. Immediately
following a grisly gun murder, she mysteriously vanishes. The
investigating officer, a lonely dick who loves to rough people
up, falls in love with her, primarily based on a stunning oil
portrait. All this flick's suspects are slimy and have a motive
for murder. Andrews and Price are great, but Gene Tierney steals
the show. I will state the plot twist at the end elevates this
above its peers in the genre. |
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Otto Preminger; 20th Century Fox |
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Cape Fear (1962),
Director: J. Lee Thompson, rated Approved
CHILLING
SUSPENSE in the screen's most gripping war of nerves!
 Starring:
Gregory Peck, Robert Mitchum, Polly Bergen, Lori Martin, Martin
Balsam, Jack Kruschen, Telly Savalas, Barrie Chase, Paul Comi,
Page Slattery, Will Wright
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"I got somethin'
planned for your wife and kid that they ain't nevah gonna
forget. They ain't nevah gonna forget it... and neither will
you, Counselor! Nevah!" - Max Cady
Why watch this?
This is a law-abiding citizen's worst nightmare.
Plot Summary: Max
Cady, an ex-convict, is released from prison and travels to a
small town to seek revenge on Sam Bowden, the lawyer who
testified against him. Cady begins a menacing campaign of
intimidation, stalking Bowden and his family while exploiting
the limits of the law to avoid arrest. With his family's safety
at risk and the police unable to help, Bowden is forced to take
matters into his own hands in a final confrontation.
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Dad's Preview:
From the minute Max Cady saunters onto the screen, this thriller
oozes noir and dread. The way he wears that Panama hat and
slithers into this helpless family's life, like watching cancer
in accelerated motion. That's all Robert Mitchum, tapping again
into his menacing side, ala
Night of the
Hunter (1955).
Gregory Peck and newcomer Lori Martin also give
fine performances. This tense classic builds and builds to a
memorable ending, thanks to a superb, intense musical score. |
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Melville
Productions, Talbot Productions;
Universal-International |
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#14 Top |
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The Sweet Smell of Success
(1957),
Director: Alexander Mackendrick, rated Approved
Lie for it...
cheat for it... drink to it... the sweet, sweet smell of
success!
 Starring:
Burt Lancaster, Tony Curtis, Susan Harrison, Martin Milner, Jeff
Donnell, Sam Levene, Joe Frisco, Barbara Nichols, Jeff Donnell, Emile Meyer,
Edith Atwater, David White
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"I'd hate to take a
bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic." -
J.J. Hunsecker to Sidney
Falco
Why watch this?
Lancaster and Curtis expertly portray two of the worst
sleazebags in New York City.
Plot Summary:
This film follows two men: J.J. Hunsecker, a successful promoter
who controls all media for the rich and famous; and Sidney Falco,
a press agent willing to do anything on his move up the ladder.
Both are vicious monsters in a sea of monsters, yet they
begrudgingly use each other as needed. Hunsecker's innocent,
19-year-old sister, Susan, lives with him, and he smothers her
with his domineering, overprotective nature. When she won't stop
seeing a local jazz guitarist, Steve Dallas (who is a decent
man), J.J. enlists the help of the treacherous Falco to destroy
the relationship by any means.
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Dad's Preview:
Ah, New York City - hustle
and bustle, nightclubs, media giants, reputations won-and-lost
in a heartbeat. For me personally, no thanks. This film was an
inside job exposing this cut-throat world. It's lead actors took
great risks to portray such unsavory characters. The film was
not initially a hit due to this fact. Over the years,
retro-reviewers have consistently given it high praise. This is
justified. The cast and performances are top-notch, but the
sharp, cutting dialogue is what sets this noir classic apart.
You'll honestly wonder how people can be so mean to each other?
But, it's a game to them, just like the ways they manipulate all
in their circle. This film sweetly succeeds in exposing the
underbelly of the big city's ruthlessness, yet it's so
compelling to watch on screen. |
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Hecht-Hill-Lancaster Prod., Norma Prod.,
Curtleigh Prod.;
United
Artists |
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The Wrong Man
(1956),
Director: Alfred Hitchcock, rated PG-13
Somewhere...
somewhere there must be the right man!
 Starring:
Henry Fonda, Vera Miles, Anthony Quayle, Harold J. Stone, Richard Robbins,
Charles Cooper, John Heldabrand
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"No matter what you do,
they've got it fixed so that it goes against you. No matter how
innocent
you are or how hard you try, they'll find you guilty."
-
Rose Balestrero
Why watch this? What
would you do if wrongly accused something you did not do?
Plot Summary: A
devoted New York musician, Chris "Manny" Balestrero's life
spirals into a nightmare after being mistakenly identified as an
armed robber. Despite his attempts to prove his innocence with
the help of his lawyer, the legal system relentlessly processes
him as the culprit. The harrowing experience takes a severe
emotional toll on Manny and his family, especially his wife.
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Dad's Preview:
Of his remarkable works, this is the most "un-Hitchcock"
regarding his style, yet the director's genius still shines
through in this uniquely real movie. Here an ordinary man is
accused of a terrible crime. There are no heroics, no super
sleuths to save the day. The man of meager means is at the
"mercy the system". He can only hope that he will not be
wrongly convicted. This proves too much for his unstable wife.
There are genuinely tense moments as we wait for the verdict.
Will they ever catch the real culprit? Do they even care if they
do? Fonda's super-skill was understatement and, here, he
represents any one of us. |
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Alfred Hitchcock; Warner Bros. |
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The Maltese Falcon (1941),
Director: John Huston, rated Approved
It's thrilling...
it's chilling... it's the most baffling mystery story in years!
 Starring:
Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor, Gladys George, Peter Lorre, Barton
MacLane, Lee Patrick, Sydney Greenstreet, Ward Bond, Jerome Cowan, James Burke,
Elisha Cook Jr.
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"When a man's partner
is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't
make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner
and you're supposed to do something about it." -
Sam Spade
Why watch this?
Many call this the film that started Film Noir. It's dark
and dangerous business.
Plot Summary:
This classic tale features parties searching for the fabled
Maltese Falcon statuette. Detective Sam Spade is approached by a
prospective (and foxy) client Ruth Wonderly. She's looking for
her missing sister. By the next day, his partner is dead and
there's a trail leading to Spade for two murders. The real plot
deals with the acquisition of a fabled bird artifact that
involves Ms. Wonderly, a "Fat Man" named Gutman, and
his two henchmen. Spade, however, is not to be suckered, and he
plans on acquiring the statue and avenging his partner's murder.
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Dad's Preview:
The evil men do to possess an item of untold riches... Nobody
played a tough guy like Bogart and here he makes it an art form.
No dame's gonna win his love, no prying cops are gonna get him
to give up the scoop, and no second-rate criminals are gonna
intimidate him. Bogie simply was "The Man". This faithful
rendering of Dashiell Hammett's novel is Bogarts's only turn as
Detective Sam Spade, a man who punches guys out and never even
puts down his cigarette. After this film, the press began calling dark,
gritty, detective thrillers film noir. |
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Henry Blanke; Warner Bros. |
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#11 Top |
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Citizen Kane (1941),
Director: Orson Welles, Rated PG
The
classic story of power and the press.
 Starring:
Orson Welles, Joseph Cotton, Dorothy Comingore, Agnes Moorehead,
Ruth Warrick, Ray Collins, Erskine Sanford, Everett Sloane,
William Alland, Paul Stewart
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"You don't care about
anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you
love 'em so much that they ought to love you back. Only you want
love on your own terms. Something to be played your way,
according to your rules." - Jedediah Leland
Why watch this? This
is Rags-to-Riches 101. Charles Foster Kane. Rosebud.
Plot Summary:
Following the death of a publishing tycoon, a reporter
investigates his life by interviewing former associates to
discover the meaning behind his enigmatic last word, "Rosebud."
Through a series of flashbacks, the film reveals the rise and
fall of a complex man whose ambition and wealth created a
massive empire but resulted in personal isolation. The
investigation paints a portrait of a narcissistic yet lonely
man, ultimately questioning whether his power and possessions
could ever compensate for what he lost in his youth.
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Dad's Preview:
As part of my college film class, we watched several classics
including:
The Gold Rush (1925),
Stagecoach
(1939) and Citizen Kane. I am not pretending that I
understood everything back then at the impressionable age of 24,
but I do remember the story was dark and depressing -
this man was a taker, a narcissist. He loved money and power and
nothing else. Based loosely on real life media barons William
Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer, Orson Welles crafted this
epic with a confidence unequalled in Hollywood. I personally
have always admired Welles' creative, askew usage of camera
angles. He was a master at black and white film. This film has
been called "The Greatest Film Ever Made" by many critics and
movie lists. I agree that it is superb, but I can't crown it the
best ever made. |
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Orson
Wells, Mercury Prod.; RKO Radio Pics |
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The Desperate Hours
(1955),
Director: William Wyler, rated Approved
A reign
of violence sweeps the screen
 Starring: Humphrey
Bogart, Fredric March, Arthur Kennedy, Martha Scott, Robert
Middleton, Dewey Martin, Gig Young, Mary Murphy
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"I've got it in me,
all right. YOU put it there!" - Daniel Hilliard as he
holds a gun on Griffin
Why watch this?
Bogey could play the good guy, but he's superb here as a ruthless
killer.
Plot Summary: This
taut thriller focusing on a suburban family whose lives are
thrown into chaos when three escaped convicts invade their home.
Led by the ruthless Glenn Griffin, the criminals hold the
Hilliards hostage while awaiting a crucial cash delivery. The
family patriarch, Dan Hilliard finds himself in a desperate
battle of wits and resilience to protect his family and survive
this terrifying ordeal.
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Dad's Preview:
Fredric March excels as the average father suddenly forced to deal with
a potentially deadly situation. It is a real
treat to watch the cat and mouse game between the tough, brutal Bogart
and March, a man desperate to keep his family safe. These two professional actors carry the film. The
tension is very real as the police get closer and we sense
things are coming to head. It's intense to the
bitter end. |
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William
Wyler; Paramount Pictures |
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High and Low
(1963),
Director: Akira Kurosawa, Not rated (Dad's guess:
PG)
A
senseless and vicious crime is investigated.
 Interviews:
Toshiro Mifune, Tatsuya Nakadai, Kyōko Kagawa, Tatsuya Mihashi,
Kenjiro Ishiyama, Isao Kimura, Takeshi Katō, Yutaka Sada,
Tsutomu Yamazaki, Takashi Shimura
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"I'm not interested in
self-analysis. I do know my room was so cold in winter and so
hot in summer I couldn't sleep. Your house looked like heaven,
high up there. That's how I began to hate you" – Ginjirô
Takeuchi, medical intern
Why watch this?
Crime doesn't just exist in America. This is an education on
Japanese police work.
Plot Summary:
This story centers on a wealthy industrialist whose plans to
take over his company are jeopardized when a man calls claiming
to have kidnapped his son. The situation takes a dramatic turn
when it is revealed that the kidnapper has mistakenly abducted
the chauffeur's child instead. The film then becomes a gripping
police procedural as authorities work to locate the perpetrator
and bring the child home safely.
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Dad's Preview:
This layered police procedural thriller explores how classes of
citizens create gaps that can be filled with resentment and
hate. The kidnapping target is a rich businessman, Gondō's, son
Jun. However, by mistake, his chauffeur's son is taken. There is
an intense police manhunt to find the boy, but bigger questions
loom. Should Gondō pay the same sizeable ransom for this
worker's son? Why does the kidnapper hate him? This film by
legendary director Akira Kurosawa contains incredible moments,
many of which have been copied by many crime thrillers to
follow. What I really appreciate is the meticulous sense of
realism. This reminds me of
The Wrong Man
(1956), Hitchcock's equally realistic effort. Both give the
viewer the affect that you are seeing things, the exciting and
the boring, as they actually would occur.
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The Hustler
(1961),
Director: Robert Rossen, rated Approve
They called him "Fast
Eddie"... He was a winner... He was a loser... He was a hustler.
 Starring:
Paul Newman, Jackie Gleason, Piper Laurie, George C. Scott, Myron McCormick,
Murray Hamilton, Michael Constantine, Stefan Gierasch, Clifford Pellow, Jake
LaMotta, Vincent Gardenia
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"Just win, win, you
said, win, that's the important thing. You don't know what
winnin' is, Bert. You're a loser. 'Cause you're dead inside, and
you can't live unless you make everything else dead around ya." –
Fast Eddie
Why watch this?
It is the story of a conman and his redemption in an ugly
world.
Plot Summary:
"Fast" Eddie Felson, an arrogant but talented small-time pool
hustler, travels to New York to challenge the legendary player
"Minnesota Fats". After losing his initial high-stakes match due
to his self-destructive attitude, Eddie becomes entangled with a
lonely woman and a ruthless gambler who exploits his talent for
personal gain. Ultimately, Eddie seeks a rematch with Fats,
realizing that the victory he desires is more about personal
integrity and self-respect than just winning the game.
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Dad's Preview:
Yes - this is the granddaddy of all pool films. It has it all...
Minnesota Fats... Fast Eddie Felson... Seedy gambling in
smoke-filled back rooms. What it possesses that surprised me was
how real is all felt. Newman, as the film's main focus,
is great at pool, but he's a horrible, selfish person. Much of
this can be attributed to a tough life populated with bad
choices. Eddie, however, is a survivor; a master hustler
swimming in a sea of sharks. He trusts no one and is emotionally
shut off. He sees pool, and the respect it gets him, as the only
way to finally escape. This film seeps mood and noir. It's a
dank universe of wise-guys and shysters; conmen and cooks, all
set to big city jazz. Newman, Laurie and Gleason shine
throughout, but George C. Scott, as the manipulative
professional gambler, chews up every scene he's in. So chalk up
your cue and break!
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Enterprises; 20th Century-Fox |
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#7 Top |
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Touch of Evil
(1958),
Director: Orson Welles, Rated PG-13
The Strangest
Vengeance Ever Planned!
 Starring:
Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh, Orson Welles, Joseph Calleia, Akim
Tamiroff, Marlene Dietrich, Joanna Moore, Ray Collins, Dennis
Weaver, Valentin de Vargas, Mort Mills, Victor Millan, Lalo
Rios, Harry Shannon
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"An old lady on Main
Street last night picked up a shoe. The shoe had a foot in it.
We're gonna make you pay for that mess." –
Police Capt. Hank Quinlan
Why watch this?
This film noir masterpiece was Orson Welles' last, great
cinematic effort.
Plot Summary:
This dark tale of grimy greed and corruption takes place on the
American-Mexican border. The two main characters are Mike
Vargas, a Mexican drug enforcement official (and his stunning
American wife, Susan); and rotund Police Sgt. Hank Quinlan. When
an American business owner's car is blown up, an investigation
begins. Quinlan, a monstrous, grotesque beast of a man
(portrayed by Welles himself), seems immediately content to jail
a Mexican young man. Mr. Vargas discovers that the boy is being
framed by Quinlan. This starts an internal war between the two
men and it's going to get ugly.
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Dad's Preview:
Ugliness is very
lifeblood of film noir. This film is masterfully directed and
shot, with lots of film "tricks" employed by Welles' keen visual
eye. There are long tracking shots (namely the Hitchcockian
opening 3 minutes, as we slowly follow a car with a ticking bomb
in the trunk), sweat-filled close-ups, dank shadow-filled rooms
crammed with seedy street urchins. This is all in stark contrast
to Janet Leigh as the pristine Susan, a whitefish swimming in a
sea of hungry sharks. You'll love this quality crime film, even
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Albert Zugsmith;
Universal-International |
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The Lost Weekend
(1945),
Director: Billy Wilder, rated Approved
The screen dares
to open the strange and savage pages of a shocking bestseller!
 Starring: Ray
Milland, Jane Wyman, Phillip Terry, Howard Da Silva, Doris
Dowling, Frank Faylen, Mary Young
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"Ever have the
DT's?... You will, brother... After all, you're just a freshman.
Wait 'till you're a sophomore.
That's when you start seeing the
little animals. You know that stuff about pink elephants?
That's
the bunk. It's little animals!" -
Bim Nolan
Why watch this?
... when does a person hit the point where enough
is enough?
Plot Summary:
Don Birnam is an aspiring writer whose struggle with alcoholism
consumes his life. As his brother Wick and girlfriend Helen try
to support his recovery, Don evades their efforts and descends
into a destructive four-day drinking binge. The film explores
the harsh realities of addiction, showcasing the impact on his
relationships, his writing ambitions, and his physical and
mental health.
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Dad's Preview:
This painful film confronts the topic of alcoholism and it's
devastating effects. Don is a writer with a drinking problem.
Over a weekend, he blows off numerous promises, steals money,
hocks his girlfriend's coat, and ends up in an alcoholic ward
called the "Hangover Plaza". This film pulls no punches and we
see how booze can get its hooks into a regular, intelligent
person. The film won Oscars for Best Picture, Best Director
(Billy Wilder), and
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Charles Brackett; Paramount Pictures |
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Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982),
Director: Carl Reiner, rated PG-13 for crude humor
Laugh... or I'll blow your lips off!
 Starring: Steve
Martin, Rachel Ward, George Gaynes, Reni Santoni, Carl Reiner and special
appearances by Alan Ladd, Barbara Stanwyck, Lana Turner, Burt
Lancaster, Cary Grant, Bette Davis, Humphrey Bogart to name a few
noir stars.
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 100
#93 -
Dad's Full
(Spoiler) Review and Deep Dive of Dead Men Don't Wear
Plaid
"Carlotta was the kind of
town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L,
and if you try to correct them, they kill you." - Det. Rigby Reardon
Why watch this?
This Steve Martin comedy stands alone for its incredible creativity.
Plot Summary:
Hardboiled private eye Rigby Reardon is hired by a beautiful
woman to investigate the suspicious death of her scientist
father, who was killed over a secret cheese recipe. While
navigating 1940s Los Angeles, Reardon uncovers a sinister plot
involving lists of friends and enemies, encountering various
suspicious characters along the way.
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Martin's SNL skits were getting stale. His first movie,
The Jerk
(1979),
has its moments, but didn't knock me off my feet. Next
Mr. Martin releases this
comedic treasure - Wow. The film's who-done-it plot consists of
inter-spliced scenes from many of
Hollywood's most famous noir films of the 1940's. We follow detective
Rigby Reardon as he encounters gangsters (Burt Lancaster,
Alan Ladd, Vincent Price) and femme fatales
(Barbara Stanwyck, Lana Turner, Bette Davis) on his way to solving the
big case. Rachel
Ward fogs up the camera as his sultry cohort. It's so good, many
of you will never guess that Martin's scenes interact
with actors who have been dead for years. |
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Aspen Film
Society; Universal Pictures |
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The Night of the Hunter
(1955),
Director: Charles Laughton, rated Approved
The scenes...
the story... The stars... BUT ABOVE ALL - THE SUSPENSE!
 Starring:
Robert Mitchum, Billy Chapin, Sally Jane Bruce, Shelly Winters,
Lillian Gish, James Gleason, Evelyn Varden, Peter Graves, Don
Beddoe, Gloria Castillo
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"Not that you mind the
killings! There's plenty of killings in your book, Lord..." -
Rev. Harry Powell, praying to God
Why watch this?
Unique. Nightmarish. Visually Stunning. Ahead of its time.
That's why.
Plot Summary:
During the Great Depression, the imprisoned, self-proclaimed
preacher finds out that his cellmate robbed a bank, taking
$10,000, then hiding at his house in West Virginia. When the
cellmate is executed, Powell thanks The Lord for this
opportunity to woo the vulnerable wife, and get the two
children, John-age 9 and Pearl-age 4, to confess where the loot
is stashed.
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Dad's Preview:
This film is based on Davis Grubb's original novel of the same
name. The film's director, the world famous British actor
Charles Laughton (Mutiny
on the Bounty (1935),
The
Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939),
Witness for
the Prosecution (1957)), breaths an entirely new
interpretation into this nightmarish, adult fairytale about the
serially homicidal "Preacher" Harry Powell. The
incredible genius of this black-and-white film is that director Laughton chose to intertwine German expressionism with noir
naturalism to create a work of art that is both stylish and
creepy in its economies of simplicity. The film, much of it from
the children's perspective, centers on duality: shadow and
light, love and hate (on Powell's knuckles), good and evil. At
the box office, it was a flop, which crushed its director. The
actors all deliver excellent performances, but it is Robert
Mitchum, as the hymn-singing, slow-strolling pastor, who both
captivates and terrifies. To close, it's unique that a film
stays with me. It has to be memorable and unique. This
influential film really stands firm, even after all these
years. It, and I can state this with full confidence, is a
perfect film. |
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Paul Gregory
Productions; United Artists |
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Double Indemnity (1944),
Director: Billy Wilder, rated Approved
It's Love and
Murder at First Sight!
 Starring:
Fred McMurray, Barbara Stanwyck, Edward G. Robinson, Porter Hall, Jean Heather,
Tom Powers, Byron Barr, Richard Gaines, Fortunio Bonanova, John Philliber
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"It's just like the
first time I came here, isn't it? We were talking about
automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I
was thinking about that anklet." - Walter Neff, to
Phyllis
Why watch this? This
noir uber-classic gave an almost B-level genre some real,
quality gravitas.
Plot Summary: An
insurance salesman, Walter Neff, becomes entangled in a
dangerous plot with a married woman, Phyllis Dietrichson,
seeking to murder her husband and claim a large insurance
payout. Their meticulously planned crime arouses the suspicion
of a seasoned claims investigator, leading to a tense
investigation into the supposed accident. As the deception
unravels, the participants navigate a web of secrets and
betrayals with severe consequences for everyone involved.
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Dad's Preview:
There are many wise choices regarding this film's production.
First, it is narrated, start to finish, by a man that we
immediately sense is resigned to his fate. Second, the lighting
- there may not to be a single frame without shadows from
Venetian blinds or wafting smoke - it's mesmerizing. Third,
Barbara Stanwyck - few could portray a femme fatale like this
fine actress. Finally, Ed G. Robinson is superb as the insurance
adjuster with a gut for sniffing out fraud. It was nominated for
7 Academy Awards, but came away empty-handed, and director
Wilder was not happy about it. Regardless, this film is on
countless
AFI and film magazine Best-of lists. This treasure
really was a trail-blazer in the noir genre. |
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Joseph
Sistrom; Paramount
Pictures |
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Notorious (1946),
Director: Alfred Hitchcock, rated Approved
Notorious
Woman of many Desires! Fateful Fascination! Bold Intrigue!
 Starring: Cary
Grant, Ingrid Bergman, Claude Rains, Louis Calhern, Leopoldine
Konstantin, Reinhold Schunzel, Moroni Olsen
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"Every time you look at me,
I can see it running over its slogans: "Once a crook, always a
crook", "Once
a tramp, always a tramp". Go on. You can hold my
hand. I won't blackmail you for it afterwards." – Alicia
Huberman
Why watch this?
The building suspense within this film is quietly palpable.
Plot Summary:
U.S. agent Devlin recruits Alicia Huberman, the daughter of a
convicted Nazi spy, to infiltrate a group of Nazis hiding in Rio
de Janeiro. Alicia agrees, but her mission becomes complicated
when she falls in love with Devlin while being tasked with
seducing a prominent Nazi named Alexander Sebastian, who was
previously infatuated with her. This arrangement forces her into
a difficult position, testing her loyalties and potentially
putting her life in danger.
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Dad's Preview:
In my eyes, what elevates this Hitchcock thriller is its elegant
anxiety. Everybody is so damn polite, and they rarely say what they
really feel or intend. So much so, that when it finally occurs,
it is a long-awaited reward. The film reunites Claude Rains
and Ingrid Bergman from
Casablanca (1942), and throws in
the amazing
Cary Grant. The climax is a film school master-class on how to build
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Vanguard Films;
RKO Radio Pictures |
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The Third Man (1949, U.S. release was in 1950),
Director: Carol Reed, rated Approved for intense
situations/deaths
Hunted by
men...Sought by WOMEN!
 Starring:
Joseph Cotton, Alida Valli, Trevor Howard, Orson Welles, Paul Hörbiger, Ernst
Deutsch, Erich Ponto, Siegfried Breuer, Hedwig Bleibtreu, Bernard Lee, Wilfrid
Hyde-White
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"If you want to sell
your services, I'm not willing to be the price. I loved him. You
loved him. What good have we done him? Love. Look at yourself.
They have a name for faces like that." –
Anna Schmidt
Why watch this? The
cinematography alone... and its impact on the noir, seedy films
that followed.
Plot Summary: Pulp
fiction writer Holly Martins travels to post-war Vienna at the
invitation of his old friend, Harry Lime, only to discover upon
arrival that Lime has died under mysterious circumstances.
Martins becomes obsessed with investigating his friend's
purported death and uncovers a conspiracy involving a dangerous
black market ring, all while navigating the shadowy streets and
sectors of occupied Vienna. As he delves deeper into the
investigation, Martins finds himself entangled with Lime's
enigmatic lover, Anna, secrets about his friend's life.
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Dad's Preview:
Orson Welles is a figure who, like him or not, left his imprint
on cinema. This film noir masterpiece, though directed by Carol
Reed, simply oozes Welles' filmmaking techniques. It's the
slanting camera angles, the use of shadows, the shine of water
on concrete, music that seems out of place. All this genius is
crammed into each frame; there are countless examples here. It is film art
101. If "imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery", then filmmakers have been
flattering this dark, moody, classic mystery for decades. |
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London Films;
Selznick Releasing Org. |
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