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my love affair with a shark
In the summer
of 1975, ,me and my mom and I moved back to our original home, deep in
the heart of Texas' low-rolling hills. I have never understood why this
area is traditionally called "West Texas" because geographically it is
smack-dab in the middle of the state. I guess it's called that because
it's west of Dallas, where the vaunted Dallas Cowboys play.
Our home was
isolated, over 20 miles from the nearest significant town. It was "out
in the boonies", as they say. By this I mean: you took a farm-to-market
road for 21 miles, then turned left on a dirt road and went a mile and a
half before turning right on another dirt road, then went another mile and
reached my house, which incidentally was the ONLY house on this long
stretch of caliche. It was the house and property my Mother's
parents had gifted to their daughter as she started her new family. It
was called the "Old Lincecom Place", but after my parents
moved in, to us, it was just
called it 'home'.
After the
divorce, Mom and I moved away when I was five in 1969. We needed to
start a new life, so I am guessing that Mom needed a change of scenery.
At age 47, she went to nursing school and became a LVN (Licensed
Vocational Nurse). This was perfect because her daughter, Reba, was
already a nurse. Reba lived in El Paso, Texas with her husband and was
just starting her new family. Mom decided the best thing for herself,
and her busy little 5-year-old son, was to move to El Paso, lend Reba a
hand, and get a nursing job there.
I have some
fond memories of living there, but that's another story. However, it was
not all fun, I was mercilessly picked on. In my mind, I felt I’d have a
better life living at our old home place, and attending the same school
as my sister, brother and cousins. By 1975, Mom's parents were getting
older and needed more care. I was unhappy. Moving back home made sense.
So we did.
The plan was
for me to attend school in the town of Clyde, a thriving metropolis
(pop. 2, 218). That fall I started in the 7th grade. To get to my new
school each day, I had to ride the school bus which took about an hour
each way.
During the summer of 1974, everyone was talking about a paperback book
by Peter Benchley simply titled, Jaws. Big, frightening monsters were right up
my alley, so I borrowed my sister’s well-worn copy, and dove in.
The paperback’s cover was
mesmerizing. Simplistic and primal, it featured a naked woman swimming,
completely unaware of the terror rocketing upward, about to maul her from below. This now
iconic image conveyed its immense size, and, man, those
TEETH! Multiple rows of razor-sharp daggers! What can humans do
against that! It was truly horrifying.
Back then, I was not much of a
reader (still not). My experience with casual reading consisted of
100-page Louis L’Amour pulp Westerns. Apparently, I was not yet ready
for "grown-up" books. Anything that required a "long time" was
not my thing. Novels just did hold my attention.
Looking back, I am certain I had
a common condition called Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD).
Folks called kids like me "a handful". I preferred the moniker my uncle C. T. Straley gave me, Kid Lightning. Sounds
kinda like a super-hero, right?
After raising two wonderful boys of my own, I can testify that they inherited it
honestly. As part of my condition, I possessed an entire cache of
annoying sounds that I could deliver at a moment's notice. My
specialties were a rooster, a werewolf howl, and the great Godzilla. I
also emitted several
noises unknown to man. GOD BLESS my sweet mother and all she patiently
endured. She was the Saint of Patience. My 5th grade Spanish teacher, the always
nervous Mr. Castillo, literally hated me. He told my mother at a
parent-teacher conference, "your boy should be put on medicine! He is so
disruptive!"
Mom,
thanked him, walked out and summarily refused to treat me medically.
Jaws, however, held my interest. Every page was engaging. I
loved the grisly details, the tense encounters, and, the wonderful
characters. As testosterone began to drive more of my thoughts,
really loved the fervid sexual encounter between Oceanographer Matt Hooper and police Chief Brody’s wife (a
scene that wisely did not make it into the movie).
In 1975, Jaws, the movie, was
released nationwide. Mom reluctantly agreed be take me and serve as my “parental
guidance”. This was probably a good thing because the movie was not for
kids. I was ready, but I don't think I was prepared. It was nerve-wracking,
and really scary!
But guess what…I loved it! I had
never felt so exhilarated!
I became immediately obsessed with everything related to the movie:
shark, its novice director (Steven Spielberg), its stars, sharks, how it
was made, the
special effects, sharks, and all dangerous creatures in the ocean. Did I
say sharks!? Like
my earlier "monster" phases, I collected all things related to
Jaws:
books, posters, t-shirts. I saw it in theaters at least ten times.
When
Jaws finally hit the
drive-in theater in Abilene, and I again begged Mom to take me (You see,
I had a plan). I remember her saying, “Ain’t you seen that ol’ thing
enough! This is not healthy!”
After I pitched a fit, she
finally relented and off to the drive-in we went. Once we had parked and
secured our snack bar treats, I produced my small black tape recorder
from the back seat. Time to enact the plan. As the opening credits
rolled, I diligently held the device's microphone up to the drive-in's
window speaker.
By now, I was proficient with
the cassette recorder. I had filled many blank
tapes with recordings involve my schoolmates. We'd laugh at them for
hours.
So, I knew I had to be
quick when the tape reached the end of a side. Snap! The recorder would click!
Like a flash, I'd eject the tape, flip it over, slide it back into place,
and press the red-dotted record button. Whew! Luckily the entire film fit on two audio
cassettes.
I am certain I drove poor
mother crazy playing these audio recordings over and over. I memorized every
scene, every word, even the unexpected interruption: “Brenda Jackson, please come
to the snack bar, Brenda Jackson.”
To this day, I often will recite
lines from many scenes, that is, depending on how many bourbon's I
have in me.
The best lines belonged to the grizzled shark hunter, Quint. Boy, did we love Robert Shaw
in this film! My buddies and I would quote him often using our best
Quint voice:
- "$10,000 dollars for me by
myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."
- "Here's to swimmin' with
bow-legged women!"
- "Here lies the body of Mary
Lee, died at the age of 103, for 15 years she kept her virginity,
not a bad record for this vicinity."
- "That bastard shark might
eat it, I suppose...saw one eat a rockin’ chair one time."
Still today, when I watch his
recollection of his experience aboard the U.S.S. Indianapolis, I get
chills down my spine. It's legendary.
I became an instant Shaw fan,
seeking out his films including:
Robin and Marion (1976),
The Deep (1977),
The Battle of the Bulge (1965) and
Force 10 From Navarone (1978). He died from a massive heart attack
at age 51. For most of his life, he was a raging alcoholic.
I also read book on the making
of Jaws called The Jaws Log by producer Carl Lottlieb. I began to
understand all the work and coordinated effort required to make a movie.
Filming Jaws was a nightmare, as brought to light in the book. Filming
on the ocean is the most difficult of settings, so production was filled
with issues and delays. Sea water was hell on electrical equipment.
Stars’ personalities clashed. Many days seemed like the film would never
get made.
Then there was the mechanical
shark. This expensive creature creation was a key to Spielberg's film.
They nicknamed it "Bruce" and he was always broken. The crew would spend
hours fixing it. Then the salt water would get into the electrical
system and things would be shut down again.
More to come...
fin (not shark
fin, but 'the end' fin)
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