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The Elephant Man
(1980),
Director: David Lynch, rated PG
Starring: Anthony
Hopkins, John Hurt, Anne Bancroft, John Gielgud, Wendy Hiller,
Freddie Jones, Michael Elphick, Hannah Gordon
"If
only I could find her, so she could see me with such lovely
friends here now; perhaps she could love me as I am. I've tried
so hard to be good."
John Merrick, speaking of
his mother
Why watch this?
To witness this kind, intelligent man rise above his tormentors.
Dad's Review:
This is the true story of John Merrick, who was severely
deformed and lived in the 1800's in England. He is discovered by
Dr. Treves who rescues him from his sadistic keeper and
discovers his intelligence. This film shows us how horrible
people with disabilities were treated at that time. It was a
wise choice to present the film in black and white. It's quite
beautiful and sets the mood of the period. The film was
nominated for 8 Oscars, but failed to win a single one (which
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Escape From Alcatraz (1979),
Director: Don Siegel, rated PG
Starring: Clint
Eastwood, Patrick McGoohan, Fred Ward, Jack Thibeau, Larry
Hankin, Bruce M. Fischer, Frank Ronzio, Fred Stuthman
"Alcatraz was built to keep
all the rotten eggs in one basket, and I was specially chosen to
make sure that the stink from the basket does not escape." -
The Warden
Why watch this?
It's another superb prison film about Alcatraz.
Dad's Review:
This superb historical film, loosely based on a real-life escape
attempt in 1962 where three men escaped from the California
island prison. This shows, in detail, all the planning and
creative acquisition of materials required to pull of the daring
jailbreak. It may not be 100% historically accurate, but it's
interesting and suspenseful. To this day, the real-life escapees
have never been found. |
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F/X
(1986),
Director: Robert Mandel, rated PG-R for language,
violence
Starring: Bryan
Brown, Brian Dennehy, Diane Venora, Cliff De Young, Mason Adams,
Jerry Orbach, Joe Grifasi, Martha Gehman
"Nobody cares about making
movies about people anymore. All they care about is special
effects."– Ellen
Why watch this?
A unique spin on the classic frame job, and a nifty way to get
out of it.
Dad's Review:
This creative film is about a plan to fake a politician's death
using Hollywood special effects (FX) guru, Rollie Tyler.
However, there is a double-cross, and the F/X expert becomes the
scapegoat for the actual murder. It's a lot of fun watching
Rollie, who escapes the police, outwit his pursuers using the
tricks of his special effect trade. Brian Dennehy is great as
the police officer who wants to get at the truth. |
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
(1982),
Director: Amy Heckerling, rated R for language, crude
humor, nudity, drug use
Starring: Sean Penn,
Jennifer Jason Leigh, Judge Reinhold, Phoebe Cates, Brian
Backer, Robert Romanus, Ray Walston, Forest Whitaker, Eric
Stoltz
"Relax, all right? My old
man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of
tools. I can fix it." –
Spicoli
Why watch this?
As a teen I loved this crude flick. As an adult, I appreciate it
even more.
Dad's Review:
This could have been just another irreverent, nudity-filled 80's
high school comedy (which it is), but it's also much better than
that. It IS very funny to watch these teenagers come of age,
struggle to date each other and, along the way, learn their
painful lessons. This film introduced the world to Sean Penn as
the ultimate stoner, Spicoli. |
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Fatal Attraction
(1987),
Director: Adrian Lyne, rated R for language, violence
Starring: Michael
Douglas, Glenn Close, Anne Archer, Stuart Pankin, Ellen Latzen,
Fred Gwynne, Ellen Foley, Meg Mundy
"Well, what am I
supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your
number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!" – Alex
Forrest
Why watch this?
If you are a married man, this film will keep you married.
Dad's Review:
Boy, this film scared the crap out of me. This is the worse-case
scenario for men who cheat on their wives. I could not believe
that innocent and plain Glenn Close could transform into Alex, a
foxy seductress. After a brief affair, she is jilted. She then
turns into an obsessive, insane stalker. Michael Douglas is also
awesome as the cheater, who, after the initial mistake, just
wants it to end and go away. Alex, however, will not be denied,
with disastrous results. Just remember, don't order the rabbit
stew. |
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A Fish Called Wanda (1988),
Directors: Charles Crichton, John Cleese, rated R for
language, crude humor
Starring: John
Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin, Maria
Aitken, Patricia Hayes, Tom Georgeson, Geoffrey Palmer
"To call you stupid would
be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could
outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!" -
Wanda, speaking to Otto
Why watch this?
This very smart comedy gave us that little taste of Python
we were needing.
Dad's Review:
The film revolves around a diamond heist and a cast of oddly
wonderful characters who stumble their way through the entire
ordeal. Kevin Kline won an Oscar for this portrayal of Otto, a
mean-spirited weapon's expert who hates English people. Jamie
Lee Curtis is likewise wonderful as the sexy, intelligent Wanda. |
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The Fly
Double-Feature: Which is Scarier: The Ground-breaking Original
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The Fly (1958),
Director: Kurt Neumann, Not Rated (Dad's
guess: PG)
Starring:
Al Hedison, Patricia Owens, Vincent Price, Herbert Marshall,
Kathleen Freeman, Betty Lou Gerson, Charles Herbert
"Help me! Please, help
meeeeeee! No! Go away! No! Please! Help me! Please, go away! Go
away! No! No! No! No!" – Andre Delambre
Why watch this? It's
singularly terrifying premise will have you questioning the
dangers of unchecked science.
Dad's Review:
A gifted scientist is creates a transportation machine. After
successful tests with inanimate objects and a live guinea pig,
he creates a larger version and tests it on himself. This turns
out to be a bad idea. Of all the '50's horror films, this one
sticks with you, be it the first moment his wife removes his
black head-cover, to the final confrontation at the garden's
spider-web. It's truly a moment in cinema that will haunt you
forever. |
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The Fly (1986),
Director: David Cronenberg, rated R for language,
violence, sci-fi gore
Starring: Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, John Getz, Joy Boushel,
Leslie Carlson, George Chuvalo, Michael Copeman, David
Cronenberg
"Am I becoming a
185 pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that's never existed
before. I'm becoming... Brundle-Fly. Don't you think that's
worth a Nobel Prize or two?" -
Seth Brudle
Why watch this? When
a scientists pushes the limits too far, things go wrong - very
wrong!
Dad's Review:
This startling remake is often ingenious, sometimes hard to watch,
extremely gross, and thoroughly engrossing. A brilliant
scientist has created a revolutionary transportation device.
When he transports himself, a fly is accidentally caught within
the machine, thus mixing the DNA from both. He initially appears
normal, but slowly starts to change. We can do nothing but
cringe. This film really drew me to Jeff Goldblum, who plays the
part perfectly. |
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Footloose
(1984),
Director: Herbert Ross, rated PG
Starring: Kevin
Bacon, Lori Singer, John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, Chris Penn,
Sarah Jessica Parker, John Laughlin, Frances Lee McCain
"I just don't know that I
believe in everything you believe in. But I believe in you." -
Ariel, to her father,
the town preacher
Why watch this?
It's so much deeper than a teen Rom-Com about dancing. It's
about change.
Dad's Review:
A city kid, Ren, moves into a rural, religiously conservative,
small town. There is a ban on rock and roll, and dancing. The
town hellcat is the preacher's daughter, Ariel. Ren decides to
organize a senior dance, which sends the town and its preacher,
into a frenzy. All actors excel here, but it's John Lithgow, as
the stern pastor, who really captures our hearts. He's resistant
to change, afraid for his daughter's soul, and unsure about how
to handle things - he's wonderfully human. |
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Force 10 from Navarone
(1978),
Director: Guy Hamilton, rated PG
Starring:
Robert Shaw, Harrison Ford, Edward Fox, Franco Nero, Barbara
Bach, Carl Weathers, Richard Kiel, Alan Badel, Michael Byrne
"It's being treated on
a need-to-know basis. And you don't need to know" - Jensen
Why watch this? A
young Harrison Ford holds his own alongside Robert Shaw in this
great WWII thriller!
Dad's Review:
This is one of many fictitious films made with World War II as
the backdrop. A small team is sent out to blow up a bridge
critical to the Nazi war plans. The team is comprised to British
agents and a gruff American commander. They are dropped behind
enemy lines where they have instructions to meet up with a loyal
informant. It's a fairly simple action flick, with some
interesting twists. Ford and Shaw carry the film, Edward Fox
delights as the British demolition expert. Carl Weathers also
shines as a tough Army sergeant forced onto the mission. |
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Ford v Ferrari (2019),
Director: James Mangold, rated PG13 for language
Starring: Matt
Damon, Christian Bale, Jon Bernthal, Caitríona Balfe, Tracy
Letts, Josh Lucas, Noah Jupe, Tracy Letts, Remo Girone
"There's a point at 7,000
RPM... where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless.
Just disappears. And all that's left is a body moving through
space and time." -
Carroll Shelby
Why watch this? It
is a splendid movie that's, historically, very interesting.
Dad's Review:
This illustates a tenet that many of us have known for years: To
be successful, you can't cheat. You have to find the expert,
give that person the funding and turn 'em loose. It plays out
here as two car companies compete in the race for speed.
Christian Bale continues to impress - he's certainly one of the
great male actors of his generation. |
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Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943),
Director: Roy W. Neill, not rated (Dad's best
guess: G)
Starring: Lon Chaney
Jr., Ilona Massey, Patric Knowles, Bela Lugosi, Lionel Atwill,
Maria Ouspenskaya
"I only want to die. That's
why I'm here. If I ever find peace, I'll find it here." -
Lawrence Talbot
Why watch this? Are
you kidding me? Two great Universal monsters in one film? I am
all IN!
Dad's Review:
I discovered Universal horror films at age ten. I gasped at the
undead Frankenstein monster! I hid my eyes from the snarling
Wolf Man! I could not wait to see this beastly battle! I was
not disappointed. The tragic Larry Talbot, revived by grave
robbers, seeks help by venturing to Castle Frankenstein. When he
finds that the doctor died long ago, he explores the castle and
finds the monster, still alive yet frozen, but almost thawed! |
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From Dusk till Dawn (1996),
Director: Robert Rodriguez, rated R for language,
graphic violence
Starring: Harvey
Keitel, George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis,
Cheech Marin, Fred Williamson, Salma Hayek
"Has anybody here read a
real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a
movie said? I mean a real book." -
Jacob Fuller
Why watch this?
It starts out as a robbery/kidnapping, then, boom, we land in a
nest of Latino vampires.
Dad's Review:
This film has really grown on me through the years. Director
Rodriguez definitely has a lot of fun in the genre. This little
coven of Mexican vampires are particularly nasty as they waylay
unsuspecting travelers in their roadside bar. When two bank
robbers and a kidnapped family stop in, it's all-out war. This
was an early film for Clooney and helped create a edgier image
for him. It's action-packed and bloody. I really wanted more
Salma Hayek as the queen vampire. |
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From Hell (2001),
Directors: Albert Hughes, Allen Hughes, rated R
for graphic violence, grisly images
Starring: Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Ian Holm, Robbie
Coltrane, Ian Richardson, Jason Flemyng
"One day, men will look
back and say that I gave birth to the Twentieth Century." –
Sir William Gull
Why watch this? It's
an interesting take on the Ripper, plus a very paranoid Johnny
Depp.
Dad's Review:
This film is set in the deplorable city slums of 1888 London.
Prostitutes are being murdered in the most gruesome of ways. A
young inspector, Abberline, is called in to investigate. He
befriends Mary Kelly, who may help him find the brutal killer
now called "The Ripper". I love grimmy period films.
Incidentally, the real-life Jack the Ripper was never caught.
This film is eerie, suspenseful, and truly frightening. |
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The Gauntlet (1977),
Director: Clint Eastwood, rated R for
language,
violence
Starring: Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle, William
Prince, Bill McKinney, Carole Cooke, Roy Jenson
"I'm warning you: You
mess around and I'll put the cuffs on you. You talk dirty - I
gag you. You run - I'll shoot ya. My name is Shockley and we've
got a plane to catch. Let's go." - Ben Shockley
Why watch this?
This was one of Eastwood's strongest action films of the 70's.
Dad's Review:
I've always loved this film about a man assigned to bring in a
hooker who is a state's witness. (This could easily have been a
Dirty Harry
sequel.) The problem is the corrupt police department is hell
bent on killing them, en route, before she can testify. The
strength of the film is the interaction between Eastwood and the
sassy Sondra Locke. She never ceases to amaze me. The finale is
amazing as they drive a bus through blocks and blocks of blazing
bullets, right up to City Hall.
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The General's Daughter (1999),
Director: Simon West, rated R for nudity,
language, violence
Starring: John
Travolta, Madeleine Stowe, James Cromwell, Timothy Hutton,
Clarence Williams III, James Woods
"We don't like our
personnel being arrested by outside people, without our knowing
about it. There are three ways of doing things: the right way,
the wrong way, and the Army way. See that in doing it your way,
Mr. Brenner, you don't forget about the Army way." –
Col. Fowler
Why watch this?
An excellent adaptation from the book of the same name.
Dad's Review:
This intense military crime drama focuses on the murder of a
general's daughter. As Warrant Officer Paul Brenner and Capt.
Elizabeth Campbell, from Psy-Ops, investigate, they learn more
than they bargained for regarding the daughter's conduct and
lifestyle. The film's pacing is perfect, as the plot starts to
involve more and more high ranking military officials, and
multiple cover-ups. The surprise ending is superb.
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Ghost (1990),
Director: Jerry Zucker, rated PG-13 for some
language, scary scenes
Starring:
Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn,
Stanley Lawrence, Vincent Schiavelli, Rick Aviles
"He's
stuck, that's what it is. He's in between worlds. You know it
happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that
the essence still feels it has work to do here." -
Oda Mae, speaking of Sam's
current state
Why watch this?
This is Rom-Com Ground Zero. Get out the clay, let's make some
pottery.
Dad's Review:
This is the perfect date-night movie. A woman, Molly, pines for
her murdered husband, Sam, who comes back as a ghost. He wants
to connect with Molly, but knows he must find his murderer. Sam
encounters a feisty lady, Oda Mae, who has some mystic powers.
Unlike anyone, she can hear Sam. The soul of the film is the
sweet relationship between Sam and Molly, as we see in many
flashbacks. However, it's Whoopi's outlandish comic relief that
steals every scene. There are some scary scenes, too. |
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
(2009),
Director: Richard Brooks, rated R for language,
violence, rape, nudity
Starring: Michael
Nyqvist, Noomi Rapace, Ingvar Hirdwall, Björn Granath, Lena
Endre, Ewa Fröling, Sven-Bertil Taube
"Shut up about the
victimization! He almost killed you. He raped and murdered and
he enjoyed it. He had the same chances as us to choose what he
wanted to be. He was no victim." –
Lisbeth Salander
Why watch this?
This is one intense film - and Noomi Rapace - damn, what a
force!
Dad's Review:
This is the original Swedish version. It is the best of a film
trilogy. It follows an investigation of a family disappearance,
and weaves a complicated web regarding the truth. A journalist,
Mikael Blomkvist, and freelance hacker, Lisbeth Salander team-up
to solve the mystery. Salander herself is a compelling part of
the film, as she sports numerous body tattoos, a Mohawk, and
black leather clothing. Despite her goth-punk appearance, she
excels at crime investigation. Noomi Rapace absolutely kills the
part of Lisbeth, and her character is as interesting than the
film's plot itself. |
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Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster (1972),
(aka Godzilla vs. Hedorah), Director: Yoshimitsu
Banno, rated PG
Starring: Akira
Yamauchi, Toshie Kimura, Hiroyuki Kawase, Keiko Mari, Toshio
Shiba, Kenpachiro Satsuma, Toshie Kimura
"The atomic and hydrogen
bombs cast their fallout into the sea. Poison gas and sludge got
dumped into the ocean. Even sewage. I bet Godzilla would be mad
if he saw this." - Ken Yano,
second grade
Why watch this?
This G-film has some of the best fight scenes of any in the
franchise.
Dad's Review:
This is a Godzilla film that I treasured as a young lad. After
several "team-up" films, it was refreshing to have my favorite
behemoth square off solo against a new, deadly foe. Hedorah was
created from Earth's pollution. Its main diet is toxic smoke spewed from Japan's
many factories. This cautionary tale illustrates the dangers of
polluting our world. As a bonus, we learn that Godzilla can fly...
What?
This famous (more like infamous) moment is so campy, I know... but
hey, I unapologetically love it... piano wires and all. |
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The Grey
(2012),
Director: Joe Carnahan, rated R for language, animal
attacks
Starring:
Liam Neeson, Frank Grillo, Dermot Mulroney, Dallas Roberts, Joe
Anderson, Nonso Anozie, James Badge Dale
"A job at the end of
the world. A salaried killer for a big petroleum company. I
don't know why I did half the things I've done, but I know this
is where I belong, surrounded by my own. Ex-cons, fugitives,
drifters, a**holes. Men unfit for mankind." - Ottway
Why watch this? It's
bleak, cold, and hungry wolves are tracking crash survivors...
but they have Liam Neeson.
Dad's Review:
I was unprepared for how good this film is. Neeson portrays
Ottway, a man whose job is to hunt and kill massive Arctic
wolves who harass and attack oilfield workers. On a flight back
home, his plane crashes into the forest a few hundred miles from
anything. Several men survive, but they are now being hunted.
This is a race for survival as they try to make it back to
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? (1967),
Director: Stanley Kramer, not rated (Dad's best
guess: PG)
Starring: Spencer
Tracy, Sidney Poitier, Katharine Hepburn, Katharine Houghton,
Cecil Kellaway, Beah Richards, Roy E. Glenn Sr.
"There is nothing,
absolutely nothing, that your son feels for my daughter that I
didn't feel for Christina. Old? Yes. Burnt out? Certainly. But I
can tell you the memories are still there – clear, intact,
indestructible." -
Matt Drayton
Why watch this?
Racism is our history. This film attempts, successfully, to deal
with it.
Dad's Review:
This is one brave film from the '60's that took on the
controversial topic of interracial marriage, and it does so
head-on. A young couple is determined to marry; Joanna, a white
girl, and John, a black man. They have planned a dinner with
both sets of parents to make their announcement and clear the
air on some issues. It turns into quite a memorable evening as
the stubborn parents squabble over their differences. Tracy,
once again, is incredible. |
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The Hangover
(2009),
Director: Todd Phillips, rated R for language, crude
humor, nudity
Starring: Bradley
Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Heather
Graham, Jeffrey Tambor, Ken Jeong, Sasha Barrese
"The bachelor party --
The whole night -- Things got outta control, and, uh… we lost
Doug." - Phil
Why watch this?
Anyway you slice it, this is one smart, funny film about quite a
bachelor party.
Dad's Review:
This is what happens when you have your bachelor party the day
before the wedding. In this film, if it can go wrong, it does,
when our five best friends take on Vegas after unknowingly
digesting "roofies". There's a kidnapping, a baby, a tiger, a
missing tooth, Mike Tyson, an Asian mobster. Somehow, they need
to retrace the foggy night, and remember enough, to find the
missing groom. |
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Happy Gilmore (1996),
Director: Dennis Dugan, rated PG-13 for language,
crude humor
Starring: Adam
Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Carl Weathers, Allen
Covert, Bob Barker, Richard Kiel, Dennis Dugan
"Golf requires goofy
pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the
accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass." -
Happy
Why watch this?
A very hilarious comedy about a hockey kid taking up golf.
Dad's Review:
It took me a while to warm up to Adam Sandler, because I just
didn't think he was that funny. This film finally sold me
on him. This romp is one funny scene after another. It's a
comedy, an underdog story and, heck, it is even a darn good
sports movie! Carl Weathers is excellent as his coach. The
movie's surprise cameo is legendary game show host Bob Barker! |
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Heathers
(1988),
Director: Michael Lehmann, rated
R for language,
sexual situations, suicide
Starring: Winona
Ryder, Christian Slater, Shannen Doherty, Lisanne Falk, Kim
Walker, Glenn Shadix, Patrick Labyorteaux
"If you were happy
every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a
game-show host." -
Veronica Sawyer
Why watch this? This
was my first "dark" comedy. Once I "got it", it opened a new
world for me.
Dad's Review:
This nasty flick features a clique of bitchy high school girls,
all named Heather, except one, Veronica. Veronica is not happy
and misses her old friends. This gets her crossways with the
group's leader, Heather Chandler. Satirically, the movie visits
such teen taboos as sex, suicide, revenge and murder, and it's
all quite hilarious. Considered a failure upon release, it is
now a cult classic. There is even a Heathers musical. |
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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986),
Director: John McNaughton, not rated (Dad's best
guess: Hard R,
for language, intense violence, gore, disturbing images)
Starring: Michael
Rooker, Tom Towles, Tracy Arnold, Mary Demas, Anne Bartoletti,
Elizabeth Kaden, Ted Kaden
"You strangle one, stab
another, and one you cut up, and one you don't, then the police
don't know what to do. They think you're four different people.
What makes their job so much easier, is pattern. What they call
a modus operandi. That's Latin. Bet you didn't know any Latin,
did you?" - Henry
Why watch this?
WARNING - this film is tough to watch and terrifying. Not for
the squeamish.
Dad's Review:
This is the shocking story of real-life serial killer Henry Lee
Lucas, who was convicted of 11 murders. This film is deeply
disturbing. The gut-punch is the family that Henry and Otis
murder. They just pick a random house in a suburb, break in, and
sadistically kill everyone inside. No motive. No reason. Just
that family's unlucky night. There is no way to be safe from
such brutality. This is the definition of real evil! |
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Hidalgo (2004),
Director: Joe Johnston, rated PG-13 for western violence
Starring: Viggo
Mortensen, Omar Sharif, Saïd Taghmaoui, Zuleikha Robinson,
Louise Lombard, Adam Alexi-Malle, Silas Carson
"Mister... you can say
anything you want about me. I'm gonna have to ask you not to
talk about my horse that way." -
Frank T. Hopkins
Why watch this? It
is a great story about an amazing horse, set in the vast Arabian
desert.
Dad's Review:
My awesome brother kept hawking this film, and I finally
listened. Of course, he was right on the money. It's a wonderful
cross-country race, on horseback, over the brutal Ad-Dahana
desert in the late 1800's. It's loosely based on a true story
about the toughness of a paint pony. The cinematography is epic
as the race courses through the desert. Mortensen is engaging as
our soft-spoken, Western-loner protagonist. |
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